The Tim Dillon Show

<div> <p>Tim discusses how influencers have ruined the dining experience, why privacy is now a luxury, the teenage lifeguard who got invited to the White House by Donald Trump, Miriam Adelson paying tribute to Lindsey Graham, and the migrant crisis currently unfolding in Spain. </p><p>Become a Friend Of The Show <a href="https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow">https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow</a> and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!</p><p>Live Dates<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS: </p><p>Gusto <br>Try Gusto Today at <a href="https://gusto.com/DILLON">https://gusto.com/DILLON</a> And Get 3 Months FREE when you run your first payroll! </p><p>Ultra Pouches <br>Don’t Sleep On @ultrapouches New Customers Get 15% OFF With Code “TIMDILLON” at <a href="https://takeultra.com">https://takeultra.com</a> </p><p>Meriwether Farms<br>Go To <a href="https://meriwetherfarms.com">https://meriwetherfarms.com</a> And Use Code “TIM” For 20% OFF Your First Order</p><p>Superpower <br>Head Over To <a href="https://superpower.com">https://superpower.com</a> &amp; Use Code: “TIM” For $20 OFF Your Superpower Membership! <br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

<div> <p>Tim discusses Andrew Tate and his brother facing new charges of sexual misconduct, Lindsey Graham’s sister taking her brothers seat in the US Senate, the Democratic Socialist Party needing to clean up their image, Red Robin restaurants shutting down, and a model scout for Jeffrey Epstein being found in his home under questionable circumstances. </p><p>Become a Friend Of The Show <a href="https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow">https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow</a> and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!</p><p>Live Dates<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS: </p><p>Hims ED<br>Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at <a href="https://hims.com/TIM">https://hims.com/TIM</a> </p><p>Meriwether Farms<br>Go To <a href="https://meriwetherfarms.com">https://meriwetherfarms.com</a> And Use Code “TIM” For 20% OFF Your First Order</p><p>Quince <br>Go To <a href="https://quince.com/TIM">https://quince.com/TIM</a> For FREE Shipping On Your Order &amp; 365 Day Returns! <br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

<div> <p>Tim discusses the mysterious and sudden passing of Senator Lindsey Graham, Donald Trump’s speech complaining about voting fraud, an impending US invasion of Iran, JD Vance going on Joe Rogan’s podcast to discuss Epstein, and America being infected at every corner with literal sh*t. </p><p>Become a Friend Of The Show <a href="https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow">https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow</a> and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!</p><p>Live Dates<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS: </p><p>Ethos<br>Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at <a href="https://ethos.com/tim">https://ethos.com/tim</a>. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. Trustpilot rating as of 6/1/2025.</p><p>ARMRA<br>Go To <a href="https://armra.com/TIM">https://armra.com/TIM</a> Or Enter “TIM” To Get 30% OFF Your First Subscription Order</p><p>UpWork<br>Visit <a href="https://upwork.com/TIM">https://upwork.com/TIM</a> Right Now And Post Your Job For FREE </p><p>Nutrafol<br>Find Out Why Nutrafol Is The Best-Selling Hair Growth Supplement Brand At <a href="https://nutrafol.com">https://nutrafol.com</a> &amp; Enter The Code “TIM” to get $10 OFF your first month’s subscription and FREE shipping! </p><p>Polymarket<br>Download The Polymarket App &amp; Use Code “TIM50” For $50 When You Sign Up &amp; Deposit $20 <a href="https://app.polymarket.us/S8ac/TIM50">https://app.polymarket.us/S8ac/TIM50</a><br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

<div> <p>Tim discusses the concerning trend known as 'Teen Takeovers', like the one that shut down Newport Beach on the 4th of July, and how a company like Palantir may step in to help. Tim also talks about Netanyahu calling Turkey a new enemy and saying Iran "definitely" has chemical weapons. </p><p>Become a Friend Of The Show <a href="https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow">https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow</a> and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!</p><p>Live Dates<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS: </p><p>Morgan &amp; Morgan <br>Got to <a href="https://forthepeople.com/TIM">https://forthepeople.com/TIM</a> Or Dial “POUND LAW” Their Fee is FREE Unless they Win! </p><p>Helix <br>Go To <a href="https://helixsleep.com/timd">https://helixsleep.com/timd</a> For 20% OFF Prime Time Sale! (25% OFF Luxe Mattresses &amp; 30% OFF Elite Mattresses!) </p><p>Neuro Gum <br>Go to <a href="https://neurogum.com">https://neurogum.com</a> &amp; Use Code “TIM” For 20% OFF Your First Order! </p><p>Mint Mobile<br>Go To <a href="https://mintmobile.com/TIMDILLON">https://mintmobile.com/TIMDILLON</a> To Get 3 Months Of Premium Wireless for $15 bucks a month! </p><p>Superpower <br>Head Over To <a href="https://superpower.com">https://superpower.com</a> &amp; Use Code: “TIM” For $20 OFF Your Superpower Membership! <br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

<div> <p>Tim celebrates this 4th of July by painting a perfect picture of the grotesque beauty that is America: A land of opportunity at the expense of sanity, 250 years and counting… from Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's ridiculous wedding to New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani telling people to set their thermostats to 78 degrees, it's the America we deserve. </p><p>Become a Friend Of The Show <a href="https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow">https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow</a> and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!</p><p>Live Dates<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS: </p><p>Ultra Pouches <br>Don’t Sleep On @ultrapouches New Customers Get 15% OFF With Code “TIMDILLON” at <a href="https://takeultra.com">https://takeultra.com</a> </p><p>Ridge Wallet <br>One Thing To Pack, Five Ways To Power! Get 10% OFF @Ridge With Code “TIMDILLON” At <a href="https://www.ridge.com/TIMDILLON">https://www.ridge.com/TIMDILLON</a> </p><p>Hims ED<br>Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at <a href="https://hims.com/TIM">https://hims.com/TIM</a> </p><p>Polymarket "Will Trump Be Impeached Before His Term Ends?": <br><a href="https://polymarket.com/event/will-trump-be-impeached-before-his-term-ends">https://polymarket.com/event/will-trump-be-impeached-before-his-term-ends</a><br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

<div> <p>Tim is joined by journalists Jonathan Swan and Maggie Haberman to discuss their new book “Regime Change” which covers the first year of Donald Trump’s second presidency. They discuss Trump forcing America into Iran, his reaction to Charlie Kirk’s assassination, &amp; the president’s association with Epstein. </p><p>Become a Friend Of The Show <a href="https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow">https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow</a> and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!</p><p>Live Dates<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS: </p><p>Quince <br>Go To <a href="https://quince.com/TIM">https://quince.com/TIM</a> For FREE Shipping On Your Order &amp; 365 Day Returns! </p><p>Stash<br>Go To <a href="https://stash.com/mood">https://stash.com/mood</a> To Check Today’s Market Mood - It’s FREE And Takes Just 2 Minutes! </p><p>Nutrafol<br>Find Out Why Nutrafol Is The Best-Selling Hair Growth Supplement Brand At <a href="https://nutrafol.com">https://nutrafol.com</a> &amp; Enter The Code “TIM” to get $10 OFF your first month’s subscription and FREE shipping! </p><p>Ethos<br>Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at <a href="https://ethos.com/TIM">https://ethos.com/TIM</a> Application times may vary. Rates may vary.</p><p>Gusto <br>Try Gusto Today at <a href="https://gusto.com/DILLON">https://gusto.com/DILLON</a> And Get 3 Months FREE when you run your first payroll! <br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

<div> <p>For the 500th episode Tim discusses JD Vance positioning himself for a presidential run, the 14-point deal to end the Iran War, a leaked members list of Peter Thiel’s secret society, teenagers having nothing to do except violence, and Americans being paid to build AI data centers. </p><p>Become a Friend Of The Show <a href="https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow">https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow</a> and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!</p><p>Live Dates<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS: </p><p>ARMRA<br>Go To <a href="https://armra.com/TIM">https://armra.com/TIM</a> Or Enter “TIM” To Get 30% OFF Your First Subscription Order</p><p>Dose <br>Go To <a href="https://dosedaily.co/TIM">https://dosedaily.co/TIM</a> for 35% OFF Your First Month Subscription! </p><p>Mint Mobile<br>Go To <a href="https://mintmobile.com/TIMDILLON">https://mintmobile.com/TIMDILLON</a> To Get 3 Months Of Premium Wireless for $15 bucks a month! </p><p>UpWork<br>Visit <a href="https://upwork.com/TIM">https://upwork.com/TIM</a> Right Now And Post Your Job For FREE </p><p>Hims ED<br>Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at <a href="https://hims.com/TIM">https://hims.com/TIM</a> </p><p>Polymarket "Enriched Uranium" Market: <a href="https://polymarket.com/event/iran-agrees-to-end-enrichment-of-uranium-by-june-30">https://polymarket.com/event/iran-agrees-to-end-enrichment-of-uranium-by-june-30</a><br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

<div> <p>Tim discusses vice president JD Vance saying the Iran War would be “history” in a year, Knicks fans assaulting Spurs fans in the NBA Finals, rioting in Belfast after a migrant knife attack, Noah Baumbach’s awful college commencement speech, and Bari Weiss continuing to destroy news media. </p><p>Become a Friend Of The Show <a href="https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow">https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow</a> and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!</p><p>Live Dates:<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS: </p><p>Ultra Pouches <br>Don’t Sleep On @ultrapouches New Customers Get 15% OFF With Code “TIMDILLON” at <a href="https://takeultra.com">https://takeultra.com</a> </p><p>Morgan &amp; Morgan <br>Got to <a href="https://forthepeople.com/TIM">https://forthepeople.com/TIM</a> Or Dial “POUND LAW” Their Fee is FREE Unless they Win! </p><p>Hims ED<br>Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at <a href="https://hims.com/TIM">https://hims.com/TIM</a> </p><p>HexClad <br>Find Your Forever Cookware @Hexclad And Get 10% OFF at <a href="https://hexclad.com/TIM">https://hexclad.com/TIM</a> </p><p>Helix <br>Go To <a href="https://helixsleep.com/timd">https://helixsleep.com/timd</a> For 20% OFF Fourth Of July Sale! (25% OFF Luxe Mattresses &amp; 30% OFF Elite Mattresses!) <br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

<div> <p>Tim discusses the success of the Backrooms movie and how it's inspiring the wrong people, Spencer Pratt's doomed run for LA Mayor, the tragic story of Henry Nowak in the UK, Tik Tok influencer Charlie D'Amelio accusing her father of stealing her money, and Ivanka Trump's new island resort in the Mediterranean. </p><p>Become a Friend Of The Show <a href="https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow">https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow</a> and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!</p><p>Live Dates:<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS: </p><p>Stash<br>Go To <a href="https://stash.com/mood">https://stash.com/mood</a> To Check Today’s Market Mood - It’s FREE And Takes Just 2 Minutes! </p><p>Neuro Gum <br>Go to <a href="https://neurogum.com">https://neurogum.com</a> &amp; Use Code “TIM” For 20% OFF Your First Order! </p><p>Ethos<br>Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at <a href="https://ethos.com/TIM">https://ethos.com/TIM</a> Application times may vary. Rates may vary.</p><p>Nutrafol<br>Find Out Why Nutrafol Is The Best-Selling Hair Growth Supplement Brand At <a href="https://nutrafol.com">https://nutrafol.com</a> &amp; Enter The Code “TIM” to get $10 OFF your first month’s subscription and FREE shipping! </p><p>Mud Wtr<br>Go To <a href="https://mudwtr.com/TIMDILLON">https://mudwtr.com/TIMDILLON</a> &amp; Use Code “TIMDILLON” To Get 43% OFF Your Starter Kit <br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

<div> <p>Tim discusses congressman Thomas Massie's loss to Ed Gallrein in the Kentucky primary, the most expensive in US history. He also discusses the coming food shortages as a result of the Iran War, Kevin O'Leary telling Gen Z to stop eating lunch, and college commencement speakers getting booed for championing AI. </p><p>Become a Friend Of The Show <a href="https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow">https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow</a> and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!</p><p>Live Dates<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS: </p><p>Morgan &amp; Morgan <br>Got to <a href="https://forthepeople.com/TIM">https://forthepeople.com/TIM</a> Or Dial “POUND LAW” Their Fee is FREE Unless they Win! </p><p>UpWork<br>Visit <a href="https://upwork.com/TIM">https://upwork.com/TIM</a> Right Now And Post Your Job For FREE </p><p>Hims ED<br>Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at <a href="https://hims.com/TIM">https://hims.com/TIM</a> </p><p>Quince <br>Go To <a href="https://quince.com/TIM">https://quince.com/TIM</a> For FREE Shipping On Your Order &amp; 365 Day Returns! </p><p>ARMRA<br>Go To <a href="https://armra.com/TIM">https://armra.com/TIM</a> Or Enter “TIM” To Get 30% OFF Your First Subscription Order<br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

<div> <p>Tim discusses a legal issue that arose from his Netflix Is A Joke show, his last minute trip to London, Spencer Pratt's increasingly ridiculous run for LA Mayor, &amp; Trump's visit to China and why America needs to stop acting like the cool kid in school. </p><p>Become a Friend Of The Show <a href="https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow">https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow</a> and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!</p><p>Live Dates<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS: </p><p>Helix <br>Go To <a href="https://helixsleep.com/timd">https://helixsleep.com/timd</a> For 27% OFF Sitewide Memorial Day Sale! (Exclusive to listeners of the show) </p><p>Ethos<br>Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at <a href="https://ethos.com/TIM">https://ethos.com/TIM</a> Application times may vary. Rates may vary.</p><p>Nutrafol<br>Find Out Why Nutrafol Is The Best-Selling Hair Growth Supplement Brand At <a href="https://nutrafol.com">https://nutrafol.com</a> &amp; Enter The Code “TIM” to get $10 OFF your first month’s subscription and FREE shipping! </p><p>Pestie<br>Keep The Bugs AWAY With Pestie! Go to <a href="https://pestie.com/TIM">https://pestie.com/TIM</a> for 10% off your order.</p><p>Dose <br>Go To <a href="https://dosedaily.co/TIM">https://dosedaily.co/TIM</a> for 35% OFF Your First Month Subscription! <br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

<div> <p>Tim discusses his Netflix Is A Joke show, the end of Mark Zuckerberg's Meta, how the platform ruined Boomer's lives, babies addicted to iPads, &amp; the global fear of a Hantavirus outbreak from a cruise ship. </p><p>Become a Friend Of The Show <a href="https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow">https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow</a> and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!</p><p>Live Dates<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS: </p><p>Mint Mobile<br>Go To <a href="https://mintmobile.com/TIMDILLON">https://mintmobile.com/TIMDILLON</a> To Get 3 Months Of Premium Wireless for $15 bucks a month! </p><p>Aura Frames<br>Exclusive $25-off Carver Mat at <a href="https://on.auraframes.com/TIM">https://on.auraframes.com/TIM</a>. Promo Code  TIM</p><p>Morgan &amp; Morgan <br>Got to <a href="https://forthepeople.com/TIM">https://forthepeople.com/TIM</a> Or Dial “POUND LAW” Their Fee is FREE Unless they Win! </p><p>Stash<br>Go To <a href="https://stash.com/mood">https://stash.com/mood</a> To Check Today’s Market Mood - It’s FREE And Takes Just 2 Minutes! </p><p>Neuro Gum <br>Go to <a href="https://neurogum.com">https://neurogum.com</a> &amp; Use Code “TIM” For 20% OFF Your First Order! <br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

<div> <p>Tim discusses the sudden push by the US government to release UFO files, Trump being stuck in the Iran conflict with no easy way out, the assassination attempt at the White House correspondents dinner, and Erika Kirk’s unique style of grieving. </p><p>Become a Friend Of The Show <a href="https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow">https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow</a> and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!</p><p>Live Dates<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS: </p><p>UpWork<br>Visit <a href="https://upwork.com/TIM">https://upwork.com/TIM</a> right now and post your first job free! </p><p>Ultra Pouches <br>Go To <a href="https://takeultra.com">https://takeultra.com</a> &amp; Use Code “TIMDILLON” For 15% OFF Your Order </p><p>Hims ED<br>Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at <a href="https://hims.com/TIM">https://hims.com/TIM</a> </p><p>Ridge Wallet <br>Go To <a href="https://ridge.com">https://ridge.com</a> &amp; Use Code “TIMDILLON” To Get 15% OFF! </p><p>American Financing<br>Go To <a href="https://americanfinancing.net/dillon">https://americanfinancing.net/dillon</a> Or Dial 866-886-5350 Start Today And You Could Even Delay 2 Mortgage Payments</p><p>Disclaimer NMLS 182334, <a href="http://nmlsconsumeraccess.org">nmlsconsumeraccess.org</a>. APR for rates in the 5s start at 6.196% for well qualified borrowers. Call 866-886-5350 for details about credit costs and terms. Or <a href="http://www.AmericanFinancing.net/Dillon">www.AmericanFinancing.net/Dillon</a><br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

<div> <p>Tim discusses the 'Palantir Manifesto' that CEO Alex Karp posted on X, reacts to Tucker Carlson apologizing for endorsing Donald Trump, describes how technology has ruined the last decade, and shares his own manifesto on what American culture means to him. </p><p>Become a Friend Of The Show <a href="https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow">https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow</a> and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!</p><p>Live Dates<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>New "Friend Of The Show" Merch Out Now: <a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/collections/friend-of-the-show">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/collections/friend-of-the-show</a></p><p>SPONSORS: </p><p>Morgan &amp; Morgan <br>Got to <a href="https://forthepeople.com/TIM">https://forthepeople.com/TIM</a> Or Dial “POUND LAW” Their Fee is FREE Unless they Win! </p><p>Nutrafol<br>Find Out Why Nutrafol Is The Best-Selling Hair Growth Supplement Brand At <a href="https://nutrafol.com">https://nutrafol.com</a> &amp; Enter The Code “TIM” to get $10 OFF your first month’s subscription and FREE shipping! </p><p>Quince <br>Go To <a href="https://quince.com/TIM">https://quince.com/TIM</a> For FREE Shipping On Your Order &amp; 365 Day Returns! </p><p>Ethos<br>Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at <a href="https://ethos.com/TIM">https://ethos.com/TIM</a> Application times may vary. Rates may vary.</p><p>Hims ED<br>Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at <a href="https://hims.com/TIM">https://hims.com/TIM</a> <br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

<div> <p>Tim discusses how malls are a thing of the past, the emerging trend of companies laying off massive amounts of employees at once, politician Eric Swalwell resigning from congress after sex crimes allegations surfaced, and Katie Porter now having a chance at winning the California Governor race. </p><p>Become a Friend Of The Show <a href="https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow">https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow</a> and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!</p><p>Live Dates<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS:</p><p>Neuro Gum <br>Go to <a href="https://neurogum.com">https://neurogum.com</a> &amp; Use Code “TIM” For 20% OFF Your First Order! </p><p>Hims ED<br>Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at <a href="https://hims.com/TIM">https://hims.com/TIM</a> </p><p>Dose <br>Go To <a href="https://dosedaily.co/TIM">https://dosedaily.co/TIM</a> for 35% OFF Your First Month Subscription! </p><p>Mint Mobile<br>Go To <a href="https://mintmobile.com/TIMDILLON">https://mintmobile.com/TIMDILLON</a> To Get 3 Months Of Premium Wireless for $15 bucks a month! </p><p>Pestie<br>Get bugs out of your house with Pestie. Go to <a href="https://pestie.com/TIM">https://pestie.com/TIM</a> for 10% off your order.<br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

<div> <p>Tim revisits the Butler assassination attempt on Donald Trump, wonders why Israel bombed Lebanon 100 times in 10 minutes, paints an accurate picture of California's 'thriving' economy, watches Melania Trump make an impromptu announcement about Jeffrey Epstein, and learns about Anthropic's terrifying new AI model, 'Mythos'. </p><p>Become a Friend Of The Show <a href="https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow">https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow</a> and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!</p><p>Live Dates<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS: </p><p>Hims ED<br>Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at <a href="https://hims.com/TIM">https://hims.com/TIM</a> </p><p>Morgan &amp; Morgan <br>Got to <a href="https://forthepeople.com/TIM">https://forthepeople.com/TIM</a> Or Dial “POUND LAW” Their Fee is FREE Unless they Win! </p><p>American Financing<br>Go To <a href="https://americanfinancing.net/dillon">https://americanfinancing.net/dillon</a> Or Dial 866-886-5350 Start Today And You Could Even Delay 2 Mortgage Payments</p><p>Disclaimer NMLS 182334, <a href="http://nmlsconsumeraccess.org">nmlsconsumeraccess.org</a>. APR for rates in the 5s start at 6.196% for well qualified borrowers. Call 866-886-5350 for details about credit costs and terms. Or <a href="http://www.AmericanFinancing.net/Dillon">www.AmericanFinancing.net/Dillon</a></p><p>Helix <br>Go To <a href="https://helixsleep.com/timd">https://helixsleep.com/timd</a> For 20% OFF Sitewide Springs Savings Event </p><p>Stash<br>Go To <a href="https://stash.com/mood">https://stash.com/mood</a> To Check Today’s Market Mood - It’s FREE And Takes Just 2 Minutes! <br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

<div> <p>Tim discusses the recent scandal involving Kristi Noem's husband and his big fake milkers. He also discusses Pam Bondi being fired, Kash Patel's hacked emails, how the Iran War is a critical mistake for the US, and why Donald Trump's 2nd term is the greatest con in history. </p><p>Become a Friend Of The Show <a href="https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow">https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow</a> and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!</p><p>Live Dates<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS: </p><p>Ethos<br>Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at <a href="https://ethos.com/TIM">https://ethos.com/TIM</a> Application times may vary. Rates may vary.</p><p>American Financing<br>Go To <a href="https://americanfinancing.net/dillon">https://americanfinancing.net/dillon</a> Or Dial 866-886-5350 Start Today And You Could Even Delay 2 Mortgage Payments</p><p>Disclaimer NMLS 182334, <a href="http://nmlsconsumeraccess.org">nmlsconsumeraccess.org</a>. APR for rates in the 5s start at 6.196% for well qualified borrowers. Call 866-886-5350 for details about credit costs and terms. Or <a href="http://www.AmericanFinancing.net/Dillon">www.AmericanFinancing.net/Dillon</a></p><p>Hims ED<br>Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at <a href="https://hims.com/TIM">https://hims.com/TIM</a> <br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

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