The Tim Dillon Show

<div> <p>Tim discusses the LaGuardia airport crash, an interesting email that he thought was from Amy Poehler, Melania Trump unveiling the humanoid robot “Plato” at the White House, the current status of the Iran War, and the mysterious disappearances of several UFO scientists. </p><p>Become a Friend Of The Show <a href="https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow">https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow</a> and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!</p><p>Live Dates<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS: </p><p>Mint Mobile<br>Go To <a href="https://mintmobile.com/TIM">https://mintmobile.com/TIM</a> To Get Unlimited Premium Wireless for $15 bucks a month! </p><p>Quince <br>Go To <a href="https://quince.com/TIM">https://quince.com/TIM</a> For FREE Shipping On Your Order &amp; 365 Day Returns! </p><p>Morgan &amp; Morgan <br>Got to <a href="https://forthepeople.com/TIMDILLON">https://forthepeople.com/TIMDILLON</a> Their Fee is FREE Unless they Win! </p><p>Gusto <br>Try Gusto Today at <a href="https://gusto.com/DILLON">https://gusto.com/DILLON</a> And Get 3 Months FREE when you run your first payroll! </p><p>Ship Station<br>Go To <a href="https://shipstation.com">https://shipstation.com</a> &amp; Use Code “TIM” For A Free 60 Day Trial! <br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

<div> <p>Tim discusses the online rumor that Benjamin Netanyahu is no longer alive, watches Pete Hegseth try to explain the war in Iran, reads about a homeless man who fought a Waymo, tells Americans to stop traveling during the TSA shutdown, and listens to Donald Trump talk about taking Cuba.  </p><p>Live Dates:<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS: </p><p>Aura Frames <br>Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat at <a href="https://on.auraframes.com/TIM">https://on.auraframes.com/TIM</a> . Promo Code TIM </p><p>Neuro Gum <br>Go to <a href="https://neurogum.com">https://neurogum.com</a> &amp; Use Code “TIM” For 20% OFF Your First Order! </p><p>ARMRA<br>Go To <a href="https://armra.com/TIM">https://armra.com/TIM</a> Or Enter “TIM” To Get 30% OFF Your First Subscription Order</p><p>Dose <br>Go To <a href="https://dosedaily.co/TIM">https://dosedaily.co/TIM</a> for 35% OFF Your First Month Subscription! </p><p>Hims ED<br>Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at <a href="https://hims.com/TIM">https://hims.com/TIM</a><br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

<div> <p>Tim discusses what a disaster the Iran war is, Donald Trump endorsing Jake Paul for political office, influencers who are trapped in Dubai, explosives thrown near Zohran Mamdani's home, and how Clavicular is the final stage of humanity before the end of the world. </p><p>Live Dates:<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS</p><p>Nutrafol<br>Find Out Why Nutrafol Is The Best-Selling Hair Growth Supplement Brand At <a href="https://nutrafol.com">https://nutrafol.com</a> &amp; Enter The Code “TIM” to get $10 OFF your first month’s subscription and FREE shipping! </p><p>Helix <br>Go To <a href="https://helixsleep.com/timd">https://helixsleep.com/timd</a> For 20% OFF Sitewide March Madness Sale!</p><p>Ethos<br>Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at <a href="https://ethos.com/TIM">https://ethos.com/TIM</a> Application times may vary. Rates may vary.</p><p>Pestie<br>Bugs hate to see you coming with Pestie. Go to <a href="https://pestie.com/TIM">https://pestie.com/TIM</a> for 10% off your order</p><p>Morgan &amp; Morgan <br>Got to <a href="https://forthepeople.com/TIMDILLON">https://forthepeople.com/TIMDILLON</a> Their Fee is FREE Unless they Win! <br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

<div> <p>Tim is joined by journalists Ryan Grim and Jeremy Scahill to discuss the chaotic conflict in Iran, how Israel may have influenced US action in the region, the economic impact of a Middle Eastern war, and what the end game of this situation may look like. </p><p>Live Dates:<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS: </p><p>Stash<br>Go To <a href="https://get.stash.com/TIM">https://get.stash.com/TIM</a> To See How You Can Receive $25 Toward Your First Stock Purchase! </p><p>Hims ED<br>Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at <a href="https://hims.com/TIM">https://hims.com/TIM</a> <br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

<div> <p>Tim discusses the story of a homeless man stealing a leg from a crime scene, Kash Patel making an appearance at the Winter Olympics, the US starting a war with Iran, the impending AI revolution, California politician Katie Porter trying a new approach, and Bill &amp; Hillary Clinton testifying on their involvement with Jeffrey Epstein.</p><p>Live Dates:<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS: </p><p>Quince <br>Go To <a href="https://quince.com/TIM">https://quince.com/TIM</a> For FREE Shipping On Your Order &amp; 365 Day Returns! </p><p>Mint Mobile<br>Go To <a href="https://mintmobile.com/TIM">https://mintmobile.com/TIM</a> To Get 50% OFF Unlimited Premium Wireless. </p><p>Gusto <br>Try Gusto Today at <a href="https://gusto.com/DILLON">https://gusto.com/DILLON</a> And Get 3 Months FREE when you run your first payroll! </p><p>Morgan &amp; Morgan <br>Got to <a href="https://forthepeople.com/TIM">https://forthepeople.com/TIM</a> Their Fee is FREE Unless they Win! <br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

<div> <p>Tim discusses billionaire Les Wexner alleging he was “conned” by longtime friend Jeffrey Epstein, Mexican trans furries, the US potentially going to war with Iran, the Winter Olympics, and Kash Patel appearing on Dan Bongino’s podcast to say nothing of value.</p><p>American Royalty Tour<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS: </p><p>Dose <br>Go To <a href="https://dosedaily.co/TIM">https://dosedaily.co/TIM</a> for 35% OFF Your First Month Subscription! </p><p>ARMRA<br>Go To <a href="https://armra.com/TIM">https://armra.com/TIM</a> Or Enter “TIM” To Get 30% OFF Your First Subscription Order</p><p>Stash<br>Go To <a href="https://get.stash.com/TIM">https://get.stash.com/TIM</a> To See How You Can Receive $25 Toward Your First Stock Purchase! </p><p>Ethos<br>Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at <a href="https://ethos.com/TIM">https://ethos.com/TIM</a> Application times may vary. Rates may vary.<br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

<div> <p>Tim discusses Pam Bondi’s odd response when questioned about Jeffrey Epstein, the disappearance of Nancy Guthrie, Epstein ordering 330 gallons of sulfuric acid to his island, Jared Kushner’s dark family past, and some closing remarks on where the Epstein saga is headed. </p><p>Live Dates:<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS: </p><p>Helix <br>Go To <a href="https://helixsleep.com/timd">https://helixsleep.com/timd</a> For 27% OFF Sitewide President’s Day Sale. Best of Web! </p><p>Sheath Underwear<br>Go To <a href="https://sheath.com">https://sheath.com</a> &amp; Use Promo Code “TIM” To Save 20% OFF your purchase!</p><p>Morgan &amp; Morgan <br>Got to <a href="https://forthepeople.com/TIM">https://forthepeople.com/TIM</a> Their Fee is FREE Unless they Win! <br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

<div> <p>Tim discusses the latest release of shocking Epstein files &amp; emails, Kash Patel apparently lying under oath, Bill &amp; Hillary Clinton agreeing to testify on their involvement with Epstein, and the story of an Olive Garden cook who shoved his head into the fryer. </p><p>Live Dates:<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS: </p><p>Neuro Gum <br>Go to <a href="https://neurogum.com">https://neurogum.com</a> &amp; Use Code “TIM” For 20% OFF Your First Order! </p><p>Hims ED<br>Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at <a href="https://hims.com/TIM">https://hims.com/TIM</a> </p><p>DraftKings <br>Download The Draft Kings Sportsbook App Now &amp; Use Code “TIMDILLON”<br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

<div> <p>Tim discusses the recent chaos in Minnesota between ICE and local protestors, gives an overview of how immigration policy caused it, predicts how this could lead to a civil war situation &amp; an AI police force, and criticizes adults obsessing over the personal lives &amp; political opinions of actors. Tim is also joined by 2 special guests to further discuss the ICE issue. </p><p>Live Dates:<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS: </p><p>Stash<br>Go To <a href="https://get.stash.com/TIM">https://get.stash.com/TIM</a> To See How You Can Receive $25 Toward Your First Stock Purchase! </p><p>Ethos<br>Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at <a href="https://ethos.com/TIM">https://ethos.com/TIM</a> Application times may vary. Rates may vary.</p><p>Mint Mobile<br>Go To <a href="https://mintmobile.com/TIM">https://mintmobile.com/TIM</a> To Get 50% OFF Unlimited Premium Wireless. </p><p>Nutrafol<br>Find Out Why Nutrafol Is The Best-Selling Hair Growth Supplement Brand At <a href="https://nutrafol.com">https://nutrafol.com</a> &amp; Enter The Code “TIMDILLON” to get $10 OFF your first month’s subscription and FREE shipping! </p><p>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

<div> <p>Tim discusses the recent Beckham family drama &amp; the “no contact” phenomenon, Trump’s Board of Peace, Jared Kushner’s creepy power point presentation on the New Gaza, how the world heals through hate, and a food delivery robot that was run over by a train in Florida. </p><p>Live Dates:<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>ARMRA<br>Go To <a href="https://armra.com/TIM">https://armra.com/TIM</a> Or Enter “TIM” To Get 30% OFF Your First Subscription Order</p><p>Dose<br>New Customers Can Save 35% On Your First Month Subscription by going to <a href="https://dosedaily.co/TIM">https://dosedaily.co/TIM</a> or Entering “TIM” at checkout! </p><p>Quince <br>Go To <a href="https://quince.com/TIM">https://quince.com/TIM</a> For FREE Shipping On Your Order &amp; 365 Day Returns! </p><p>Neuro Gum <br>Go to <a href="https://neurogum.com">https://neurogum.com</a> &amp; Use Code “TIM” For 20% OFF Your First Order! </p><p>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

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<div> <p>Tim discusses the recent tragedy in Minneapolis after an ICE operation went wrong, Nicolás Maduro being kidnapped from Venezuela, and Netflix’s exciting new venture in live streamed entertainment. </p><p>American Royalty Tour<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS: </p><p>Stash<br>Go To <a href="https://get.stash.com/TIM">https://get.stash.com/TIM</a> To Get $25 Toward Your First Stock Purchase! </p><p>Nutrafol<br>Find Out Why Nutrafol Is The Best-Selling Hair Growth Supplement Brand At <a href="https://nutrafol.com">https://nutrafol.com</a> &amp; Enter The Code “TIM” to get $10 OFF your first month’s subscription and FREE shipping! </p><p>Ethos<br>Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at <a href="https://ethos.com/TIM">https://ethos.com/TIM</a> Application times may vary. Rates may vary.</p><p>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

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<div>Tim discusses the AI actress named Tilly Norwood that is causing outrage in Hollywood, Greta Thunberg’s Flotilla being stopped by the Israeli Navy, Netanyahu calling influencers a weapon in the war, Donald Trump saying the military should train in American cities, a mysterious comet approaching Earth, and Las Vegas seeing a major dip in tourism. Tim was also fortunate enough to host a competition deciding who will represent a very important organization. <br> <br> American Royalty Tour<br> 🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a><br> <br> SPONSORS: <br> <br> Neuro Gum<br> Go To <a href="https://neurogum.com">https://neurogum.com</a> &amp; Use Code “TIM” To Get 20% OFF Your First Order <br> <br> Prize Picks<br> Visit <a href="https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/TIM">https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/TIM</a> and use code TIM and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!<br> <br> Ship Station <br> Go To <a href="https://shipstation.com">https://shipstation.com</a> &amp; Use Code “TIMDILLON” To Get A 60-Day FREE Trial <br> <br> Morgan &amp; Morgan <br> Got to <a href="https://forthepeople.com/TIM">https://forthepeople.com/TIM</a> Or dial Pound Law (#529) From Your Cell. Their Fee is FREE Unless they Win! <br> <br> Stash<br> Go To <a href="https://get.stash.com/TIM">https://get.stash.com/TIM</a> To Get $25 OFF Your First Stock Purchase! <br> <br> ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬<br> <br> Subscribe to the channel:<br> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a><br> <br> Instagram:<br> <a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a><br> <br> Twitter:<br> <a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a><br> <br> Listen on Spotify!<br> <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a><br> <br> <br> Merch: <br> <a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a><br> <br> <br> <br> For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.<br> <br> #TimGivesBack</div>