Come Get Fat With Tom Segura | Your Mom's House Ep. 837

Summary of Come Get Fat With Tom Segura | Your Mom's House Ep. 837

by YMH Studios

1h 18m•November 19, 2025
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Overview of Come Get Fat With Tom Segura | Your Mom's House Ep. 837

This episode of Your Mom’s House (YMH Studios) is a freewheeling conversation between hosts Tom Segura and Christina (and co-host Gene at times) covering Tom’s new bakery pop-up in Austin, weight/food culture, viral clips and internet oddities, celebrity “glow-ups,” pets, bizarre social-media rants, and a string of sponsored reads. The tone is bawdy, profane, and comedic — heavy on riffing about food, indulgence, and outrageous internet videos.

Key topics covered

  • Tom’s bakery: Cicciobomba (pop-up in Austin; full shop opening after the new year)
    • Pop-up location: Austin Fairgrounds / Wells Fargo building downtown (corner near 2nd & Brazos / Congress).
    • Tom’s invite: “If you want to get fat, get fat with me.”
  • Food, indulgence, and the middle-age “battle” to avoid gaining weight.
  • Viral and local video clips — breakdowns, reactions, and impressions:
    • A meth-user clip claiming extreme sexual effects (“four strokes” discussion).
    • A ranter attacking autistic kids (hosts critique his rage).
    • Terry Watanabe — the billionaire who lost hundreds of millions gambling in Vegas (discussion of addiction & casinos).
    • “Fat categories” short: sizing, privilege, and social commentary on body size.
    • Couples and sexual kinks (big woman / thin man dynamics) — discussion of logistics and cultural assumptions.
    • Pet- and animal-related segments: obese family dogs, cats (feeding automation problems), hamsters that won’t die.
    • Fail/accident clips: a bat hitting a face, a climber fall/bungee-like fail, mic-throwing stage mishaps.
  • Celebrity transformations and “glow-ups”:
    • Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk — before/after looks, fitness vs. wealth, and public perception.
    • Nostalgia for older figures who embraced being unfit (e.g., Tommy Lasorda).
  • Social media behavior, TikTok cringe, and public rants.

Notable clips & commentary (short list)

  • Tom’s bakery pitch and samples: croissants, focaccia, pizzas with burrata/prosciutto — authentic Italian bakers from LA/Italy.
  • “Cicciobomba” spelled/said in the episode; hosts explain it means something like “little fat ass” (affectionate).
  • Viral “four strokes” meth clip: discussion about authenticity, erectile claims, and why the clip is so memorable.
  • Terry Watanabe story: used as a cautionary tale about ultra-high-roller gambling addiction and casino enablement.
  • Pet-feeding automation dilemma: automatic feeders causing a bigger cat to overeat smaller kitten’s portions — Tom asks listeners for practical fixes (separate feeding areas / manual feeding recommended).
  • A string of embarrassing / dangerous fail videos — hosts react strongly to graphic/falling content.

Memorable quotes & lines

  • “If you want to get fat, get fat with me.” — Tom Segura
  • “It’s so easy to get fat. Every day is a battle to not be fatter.” — recurring theme in the episode
  • “You live your life. You eat what you want.” — discussion of indulgence vs. restraint

Sponsors & promotions mentioned

  • Tom Segura tour: tomsegura.com/tour (Tacoma 11/29 at Emerald Queen Casino; Oakland 11/30 at Paramount Theater).
  • Sebastian Maniscalco special “It Ain’t Right” — Hulu premiere Nov 21 (promo at episode start).
  • Wayfair — holiday/Black Friday deals (sale noted through Dec 7).
  • Shopify — promo for pod merch / stores (shopify.com/momshouse; $1/month trial mentioned).
  • Monarch — personal finance app (50% off first year with code YMH).
  • Blue Buffalo — dog food ad.
  • Christina P. cosmetics — Evermore liquid lipstick (Nocturne) and blush (christinap.com).

Main takeaways

  • Tom is launching a real-world bakery project (pop-up now, storefront after new year). If you’re in Austin, the hosts highly recommend checking it out for authentic Italian pastries.
  • The episode revolves around the tension between indulgence and fitness, with comedians celebrating food and acknowledging the real struggle of middle-age weight management.
  • Viral internet clips fuel most of the segment — the hosts use them to riff on addiction (gambling, drugs), outrage culture, social-media performative anger, and the weird corners of online communities.
  • Pets and automation can create real-life problems (overfeeding, anxiety); manual separation and feeding routines are practical fixes offered in the conversation.

Action items / links

  • Tom Segura tour & tickets: https://tomsegura.com/tour
  • Cicciobomba (Tom’s bakery) pop-up: downtown Austin Fairgrounds (Wells Fargo building) — pop-up open now; full store opening after the new year.
  • Christina P. lipsticks & blush: https://christinap.com
  • Sponsors:
    • Wayfair: wayfair.com (Black Friday deals mentioned)
    • Shopify trial for pod merch: shopify.com/momshouse
    • Monarch: use code YMH for 50% off first year

Content note: this episode contains explicit language, sexual content, and references to drug use and disturbing viral video clips. The show is comedic and conversational; if you’re avoiding coarse language or graphic descriptions, this episode will be off-tone.

If you want a one-line summary: Tom and Christina riff about food, Tom’s Austin bakery pop-up (Cicciobomba), and an array of viral clips — equal parts bragging about pastries and brutal internet clip commentary.