Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

_The End_ is Ari's new storytelling show! It's almost here! Premieres April 16 on https://theend.ymhstudios.com/. Presale pricing only available for a short time! You get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $24.99. SPONSORS: - Text YMH to 64000 to get a FREE pocket pivot and their 10-pattern sprayer with the purchase of ANY size Copper Head hose. Message and data rates may apply. - Head to https://factormeals.com/ymh50off and use code ymh50off to get 50 percent off and free breakfast for a year. This week, Tom’s away, so Christina P calls in Brian Simpson, who after an appropriately timed "I'm having chest pains" drop, immediately reveals he almost died last month. What follows is a hilarious and horrifying breakdown of Brian’s heart attack on the road in Atlanta, and the odyssey of ICU insanity, sexy nurses, fried chicken in the cardiac unit, missing meds, CVS incompetence, and the always awful VA. Once they’re done unpacking death, survival, and why Americans are apparently supposed to just die quietly, Christina and Brian swerve into Justin Timberlake’s DUI arrest, Dolly Parton’s tits, looksmaxxing, TikTok freaks, adult summer camp psychos, horny grannies, gay blacks, and the fart BIG WORD lady trying to explain herself on The Breakfast Club. Grab your Life Alert and enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 852 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:41 - Opening Clip: I'm Having Chest Pain 00:03:22 - Brian Simpson Almost Died 00:11:22 - Getting To The Hospital 00:22:13 - The Wacky American Healthcare System 00:33:06 - New Lease On Life 00:37:40 - Gay Black Guy Stuff 00:40:13 - Horny Granny 00:42:20 - Justin Timberlake Arrest Footage 00:45:42 - Dolly Parton's Funbags 00:51:27 - TikToks 01:04:51 - The Fart Slur Lady Apologizes 01:10:41 - More White People Shit 01:16:46 - Closing Song - "Chest Pain" by MANOLO Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Head to http://lucy.co/stores to get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code YMH. - For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH. - Head to https://Wayfair.com right now to shop all things home. Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another wild episode of Your Mom’s House Podcast, diving headfirst into a new batch of internet insanity before they are joined by some very European guests. This episode covers everything from the viral McDonalds CEO video, to horny grannies, to Obama talking black, to Putin praising some broads, plus, Gene Simmons telling celebs to shut up, pigeons taking over a mans home, and Christina showing Tom a game called "Chernobyl or Hungarian Hospital?" Later in the episode, Francis Foster and Konstantin Kisin join the show for a hilarious guest segment packed with sharp cultural commentary, stories about Eastern Europe, parenting, travel, teaching, gratitude, and why seeing more of the world might be the cure for modern stupidity. The conversation bounces from outrageous internet content to real talk about America, Hungary, Russia, Ukraine, family life, and raising kids with perspective. Plus Francis and Konstantin get a dose of Christina's TikTok curations just for good measure. Cheerio! Your Mom’s House Ep. 851 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:11 - Obama Taliking Black 00:07:07 - Opening Clip: Cool Brag 00:09:34 - Clip: Cool Gal Loves Her Fiance 00:13:12 - Clip: Chocolate Massage 00:15:36 - Gene Simmons Says Shut Up 00:20:33 - Clip: Paralympian Tom 00:21:34 - RIP Robert Carradine 00:26:01 - They Did Surgery On A Weiner...In A Car 00:29:48 - Clip: Public Pooper 00:30:30 - Russian Pigeon House 00:32:13 - Chernobyl or Hungarian Hospital? 00:34:18 - Clip: Screaming Into Void 00:35:10 - Mike The Tax Guy 00:37:49 - Francis Foster & Konstantin Kisin 00:44:58 - Brexit, Royals, & Epstein Files 00:50:06 - Talented Pieces Of Shit 00:56:33 - Talking To Yourself & Accents 01:04:01 - Master Of Accents 01:11:28 - Dictators 01:21:05 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:26:28 - McDonalds CEO Tries New Burger 01:30:06 - Very British Discussion 01:34:06 - TikToks 01:45:53 - Chernobyl Or Hungarian Hospital? Redux 01:49:07 - Closing Song - "How You Say Cucumber" by Micah Akervold Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH. - Shop plans at https://MINTMOBILE.com/mom. - Go to https://helixsleep.com/YMH for 27% Off Sitewide. This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom returns home from LA after filming Bad Thoughts and jumps right back into the madness with Christina. "Two mommies, one jean" for a reason, as the two catch up and break down another stack of insane internet clips. This episode has everything YMH fans want: Tom's still mostly clean face, Christina’s glamping adventure with the boys, park squirrel bite updates, hamster hospice trauma, Squatty Potty scandal talk, horny blacks, hornier grandmas, and a parade of deeply disturbed cool guys. Plus Tom gets a welcome back batch of clips featuring people getting hurt and the Main Mommies discuss the ethics of the shoes in the house, and whether it's a race thing or just a clean person thing. Your Mom’s House Ep. 850 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:24 - Wilderness Survival 00:07:20 - Opening Clip: Master Of Accents - Homeless Edition 00:17:32 - Whole Milk & Meth 00:21:34 - Squatty Potty Creator + Shoes In The House 00:28:01 - Squirrel Bites & Hamster Hospice 00:33:01 - Kinky Unc 00:41:05 - Tour Date Plugs 00:43:33 - Clip: Noodle Leg Aura 00:46:30 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:53:30 - Freaky Old Lady 00:57:30 - TikToks 01:05:34 - Closing Song - "Hillary Clinton Ate My A55hole" by Koster Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Come see Christina do standup live! Irving, TX! Denver, CO! Chicago, IL! She's coming to you! Get your tickets at https://christinap.com SPONSORS: - Tear. Pour. Live More. Go to https://liquid-iv.com and get 20% off your first order with code YMH at checkout. - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://shopify.com/ymh - Visit http://BlueChew.com to get 10% off your first month. This week on Your Mom's House, comedian and SNL alum, Jim Breuer joins Christina P for a raw, hilarious, and no-holds-barred conversation that goes everywhere! From growing up as a fat kid with blue-collar parents, to surviving Saturday Night Live, to raising kids in a world that feels completely upside down. Christina P and Jim talk parenting boys, discipline, letting kids be kids, and why overprotective culture is failing families. Jim opens up about marriage, loyalty, divorce trauma, and why he refuses to blow up his family for fame or temptation. The two also dive deep into cancel culture, porn addiction, gender ideology, Hollywood hypocrisy, and the Epstein era, with Jim sharing jaw-dropping stories from his time inside the industry. Plus Christina shows Jim some insane Toks and other unhinged content we've discovered online. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 849 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:18 - Being A Fat Kid 00:04:20 - Raising Kids 00:08:30 - Opening Clip: Gay Genderfluid Dog 00:14:14 - Woody Allen & Hollywood Creeps 00:20:16 - Marriage, Loyalty, & A Stolen Car 00:31:49 - Really Cool Relationships 00:37:29 - Porn Addiction & How It Rewires Young Minds 00:42:52 - Some Gay Clips 00:47:42 - Huffing Car Accident 00:52:14 - College Frat Boys 00:57:05 - Find The Funny Tour 01:00:02 - Christina's Curations 01:07:06 - Closing Song - "Bite The End of Your Dad's D*ck Off" by DJ Stanimom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: Go to https://Quince.com/mom for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Switch now at https://MINTMOBILE.com/mom. Head to https://factormeals.com/ymh50off and use code ymh50off to get 50 percent off and free breakfast for a year. Get organized, refreshed, and back on track this new year for WAY less. Head to https://Wayfair.com right now to shop all things home. Check out the world premiere of "Manhood" at SXSW this March https://Schedule.sxsw.com/2026/films/... For more information on "Manhood" and Outerboro Films visit https://Outerboro.tv Tom Segura joins Christina P via Zoom this week and the mommies waste no time getting completely stupid. This episode has it all: the absolutely unhinged viral Nicole Curtis “fart n-word” clip, a fresh dose of Safety Larry doing what Safety Larry does best, and Fancy Chef stepping into the pizza review game like a true culinary king, and a revelation about a certain comedian being in the Epstein files that that us laughing our shirts off. Plus the mommies get horrible or hilarious, shame some TikTards, and update each other on their respective periods. Keep featherin’ it, follow proto, and enjoy the slop. Your Mom’s House Ep. 848 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:11 - Tom's Cute Face 00:07:03 - Hamster Funeral 00:16:04 - Opening Clip: Fart N-Word 00:27:38 - Period Update 00:28:52 - [Redacted] Is In The Epstein Files 00:30:52 - Safety Larry 00:44:34 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:49:21 - Dick Doc + Heated Rivalry 00:51:18 - Fancy Chef Pizza Review 00:55:08 - Clip: My White Stuff 00:56:07 - TikToks 01:03:59 - Wrap Up 01:04:34 - Closing Song - "Cucumber" by Ramsay McQueen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: Make sure to subscribe to the YMH Behind the Jeans Newsletter. Drops every Sunday at 12pm! https://YMHStudios.com/BehindTheJeans Check out the new show from Ian Fidance "IAN DO: AN ODD GUY DOIN ODD JOBS" new episodes every other Tuesday! https://youtube.com/@IanFidanceComedy For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH. Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://shopify.com/ymh Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH for 27% Off Sitewide. This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P is joined by comedian Ian Fidance for a no-holds-barred conversation that swings wildly between trauma, sexuality, spirituality, parenting, and some of the most cool guys we've seen on the algo. Ian also plugs his new show "Ian Do: An Odd Guy Doing Odd Jobs" that is out now on the YMH Studios Network! Ian opens up about growing up with grief, anger, and confusion, sharing brutally honest stories about mental health, addiction, sexuality, and learning how to feel emotions without self-destruction. Christina matches him beat for beat, reflecting on immigrant parenting, generational trauma, shame, and the terrifying responsibility of raising emotionally healthy kids.From bottoming diets, trans Instagram thirst traps, and Epstein file conspiracies, to TikTok egg pranks, needle play, and deep dives into cult leaders, this episode is a chaotic masterclass in what happens when two hyper-self-aware comics refuse to censor themselves. There’s laughter, discomfort, unexpected warmth, and moments of real clarity about identity, attraction, power, shame, and why modern internet culture feels completely broken. Plus: ska music, parenting philosophy, fashion crimes, hotel hookups, gay cruising etiquette, and why shame might actually serve a purpose. Try it out! Your Mom’s House Ep. 847 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:24 - It's Just A Phase 00:08:55 - Opening Clip: Bottoming University 00:16:15 - Epstein Files, Spiritual Awakenings, & Cults 00:26:31 - Clip: Trans New Yorker 00:32:07 - Pulling Humans 00:37:26 - Clip: Old Muscle Guy 00:39:45 - Dating Dudes 00:44:36 - Clip: Adorable Face Enthusiast 00:46:46 - Clip: Old Lady Egg Prank 00:48:05 - Ian Takes Over The Show 00:50:38 - Clip: More Egg Prank 00:54:17 - Christina's Curations 01:04:35 - The Real Hunger Games 01:06:28 - Back To The TikToks 01:12:08 - Final Thoughts 01:16:14 - Closing Song -"I Bless Them All" by DJ Brad Pitt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Check out the new show from Ian Fidance "IAN DO: AN ODD GUY DOIN ODD JOBS" new episodes every other Tuesday! https://youtube.com/@IanFidanceComedy - Visit https://BlueChew.com to get 10% off your first month! - Go to https://Quince.com/mom for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. - Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH for 27% Off Sitewide. - New Customers Bet $5 Get $300 in Bonus Bets If Your Bet Wins. The Crown Is Yours! Sign up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. #DKPartner This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P welcomes comedian and Skankfest co-founder Luis J. Gomez for an absolutely unhinged episode with some heart. This episode has it all, Skankfest stories, public defecation, cartel scam calls, jailhouse etiquette, roommate revenge, Norm's poutine fries, and members of the marginalized community doing what they do best. Luis shares how Skankfest grew from a small idea into one of the most unique comedy festivals in the country, including what sets the audience apart and why their fans are the most respectful degenerates you'll ever meet. The episode also takes a turn into real-world experiences as Luis talks about run-ins with the law, what it’s actually like spending a night in jail, and how people learn the unspoken rules of that environment quickly. He also tells a memorable story about a former roommate that escalated far beyond a normal disagreement and Christina unleashes her curations onto her new homie, Luis. See you on the goth cruise! Your Mom’s House Ep. 846 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT), or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Pass-thru of per wager tax may apply in IL. 1 per new customer. Must register new account to receive reward Token. Must select Token BEFORE placing min. $5 bet to receive $300 in Bonus Bets if your bet wins. Min. -500 odds req. Token and Bonus Bets are single-use and non-withdrawable. Token expires 2/1/26. Bonus Bets expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. Ends 1/25/26 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:43 - Skankfest, Defecation, & Poutine Fries 00:06:40 - Opening Clip: 50 Single & Horny 00:15:38 - Catching Charges 00:24:45 - Locked Up 00:31:34 - Clip: Bald Date Prep 00:35:42 - Clip: Diaper Reveal 00:40:28 - Clip: Lakefront Property 00:43:33 - Clip: Common Area Argument 00:50:07 - Skankfest Stories 00:55:53 - Openly Freaky 01:04:34 - TikToks 01:20:18 - Wrap Up 01:21:38 - Closing Song - "Pegged (OMG)" by Odd-Track Numbers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - New customers, bet $5 and get extra bonus bets if your bet wins. The Crown Is Yours! Sign up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. #dkpartner - Visit http://BlueChew.com to get 10% off your first month. - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://shopify.com/ymh - Tear. Pour. Live More. Go to https://liquid-iv.com and get 20% off your first order with code YMH at checkout. This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P is riding solo while Tom Segura is away shooting Bad Thoughts, and she’s joined by comedian/Impractical Joker Sal Vulcano for a unscheduled ride into the world of Architecture Digest. Things spiral immediately as Christina introduces Sal to Kevin Leonardo, a self-proclaimed “educational” creator who demonstrates ass shaving, douching, and butt-hole hygiene in full HD. Sal, who has a famously weak constitution and a severe fear of vomiting, is absolutely not prepared for what he sees, but you probably are. From there, Christina and Sal debate wild internet conspiracies involving satanic rituals, celebrity baby-eating rumors, and adrenochrome hysteria, questioning how anyone could possibly keep secrets at that level of fame. They next break down a viral food challenge. where a man with obviously fake teeth eats an obviously roasted potato every single day. The chaos continues with Sal recounting his nightmare experience in a self-driving Waymo car, the duo dissecting unhinged “alpha male” Uber-fight roleplay videos, and a brutally honest roast of shirtless celebrity vacation photos, featuring Jack Nicholson living his absolute best life. Plus some TikToks, cool guys, and Grammy fashion, all in this weeks episode for you to chew on. Your Mom’s House Ep. 845 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT), or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Pass-thru of per wager tax may apply in IL. 1 per new customer. Must register new account to receive reward Token. Must select Token BEFORE placing min. $5 bet to receive $300 in Bonus Bets if your bet wins. Min. -500 odds req. Token and Bonus Bets are single-use and non-withdrawable. Bet must settle by and Token expires 2/22/26. Bonus Bets expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. Ends 2/15/26 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:25 - Celebrity Satanists 00:09:57 - Opening Clip: Beaver Teeth Potato Eater 00:15:54 - McDonalds, Steve Irwin, & Beavo's IG 00:21:24 - Waymos & Disrespectful Uber Drivers 00:31:48 - Vacation Jack Nicholson, Pam Anderson, & Eyebrows 00:40:44 - RIP Catherine O'Hara + Michael Jackson & Eddie Murphy 00:46:11 - Sex Scenes In Movies 00:48:54 - Architecture Digest Open Door 00:53:30 - Uncomfortable Vin Diesel 00:57:48 - Grammy Fashion 01:04:49 - Sal's New Show 01:06:34 - Christina's Curations 01:16:01 - Closing Song - "Talk 2 U Girl" by Saul Garland Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - New Customers Bet $5 Get $300 in Bonus Bets If Your Bet Wins. The Crown Is Yours! Sign up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. #DKPartner - For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH. - Head to https://FactorMeals.com/ymh50off and use code ymh50off to get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year. This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P hunker down for the ice storm and break down a clip of man threatening the world while borrowing his mom’s ice. The main mommies also explore the psychology of guys who think owning three coolers counts as wealth. Plus: unfiltered race takes, serial killer interviews that somehow turn philosophical, cringe dad gymnastics, brutal internet injuries, and Christina P confirms another rare double pipe classic. Add in storm prep advice (wine over water), aging body truths, hydration-denying parents, and some more of the internet’s coolest dudes, and you’ve got another classic YMH episode with Tim and Christine. Your Mom’s House Ep. 844 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT), or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Pass-thru of per wager tax may apply in IL. 1 per new customer. Must register new account to receive reward Token. Must select Token BEFORE placing min. $5 bet to receive $300 in Bonus Bets if your bet wins. Min. -500 odds req. Token and Bonus Bets are single-use and non-withdrawable. Token expires 2/1/26. Bonus Bets expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. Ends 1/25/26 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:01 - Opening Clip: Connor Got Diamonds 00:16:35 - Deep Diving Connor's Instagram 00:26:31 - Too Old For This Shi 00:32:00 - Charo's Needs Water 00:36:19 - This Guy Is Really Cool 00:43:13 - Clip: Chuck The Gay Man 00:44:33 - YMH EXCLUSIVE: Double Pipe Classic 00:48:18 - Mike The Accountant 00:50:56 - Black Guy Opinion 00:54:02 - RIP Whyte Folkz 00:56:37 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:00:00 - Indiana Serial Killer 01:05:22 - Clip: Laughter Yoga 01:06:32 - Clip: Toilet Paper Donut 01:08:34 - Closing Song - "Touch My Camera" by Bob Dolamite Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH for 27% Off Sitewide. - New Customers Bet $5 Get $300 in Bonus Bets If Your Bet Wins. The Crown Is Yours! Sign up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. #DKPartner - Plans start at $15/month at http://MintMobile.com/MOM. - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/ymh This week on Your Mom’s House, Tim joins the show through the magic of the internet as the main mommies dive headfirst into Bad Thoughts production, introducing the boys to The Terminator movies, and some Arnold impressions. Things escalate quickly with a wild opening clip of a very public call out of something very private, followed by a call to action for any and all "throat goats". Tom and Christina also unpack the Trapped in the Caribbean chaos, which included a TMZ story hotel horror stories, steel drums, and a week of no YMH episode. They also deep dive into Mike Fedele’s extremely online lifestyle of boats, flexing, humping, and Gen-Z failures. Also in this episode Safety Larry’s situational-awareness book, threats from a nude man in shoes, pet safety clips, stranger danger, eye pokes, Mantak Chia energy, pot debates, hippie hatred, garbage-dump parenting, mafia waste management history, body-disposal hypotheticals, and kids talking trash. Buckle up, jeans, we're fuggen BACK! Your Mom’s House Ep. 843 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT), or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Pass-thru of per wager tax may apply in IL. 1 per new customer. Must register new account to receive reward Token. Must select Token BEFORE placing min. $5 bet to receive $300 in Bonus Bets if your bet wins. Min. -500 odds req. Token and Bonus Bets are single-use and non-withdrawable. Token expires 2/1/26. Bonus Bets expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. Ends 1/25/26 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:32 - Showing The Boys Terminator 00:09:59 - Opening Clip: Digging In Yo Shit 00:17:18 - Clip: Calling All Throat Goats 00:20:42 - Stranded In Paradise 00:30:04 - Mike Fedele 00:37:22 - More Safety Tips With Larry 00:44:34 - Clip: Stranger Danger 00:45:38 - Clip: Grab Those Testicles 00:47:37 - Will Blunderfield + Mantak Chia 00:50:17 - Pot Discourse 00:55:18 - Field Trip At The Dump 01:04:13 - Clip: Trash Talking White Kid 01:06:43 - Closing Song - "Daddio's Patio (Feat. Cutter Tha Killer Klown) by Celador Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH. - New Customers Bet $5 Get $300 in Bonus Bets If Your Bet Wins. The Crown Is Yours! Sign up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. #DKPartner - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/ymh This week, Christina P holds down the fort while Tom Segura is away, and she’s joined by comedian Joe DeRosa, who will soon be joining the YMH family with a podcast of his own entitled "Vile & Horrendous". He helps Christina along for for an absolutely off the rails episode packed with wild clips, hot takes, and some classic YMH energy. From an unexpectedly epic saxophone intro, to a disturbing church meltdown, to Christina’s meticulously curated TikTok insanity, this episode spirals fast, before finally landing on a brutally accurate breakdown of boring corporate fast food culture. The house they filmed Home Alone in is also in sale and looks like an insane place to live in! So strap in, stay black, keep those jeans high and tight. Your Mom’s House Ep. 842 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT), or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Pass-thru of per wager tax may apply in IL. 1 per new customer. Must register new account to receive reward Token. Must select Token BEFORE placing min. $5 bet to receive $300 in Bonus Bets if your bet wins. Min. -500 odds req. Token and Bonus Bets are single-use and non-withdrawable. Token expires 2/1/26. Bonus Bets expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. Ends 1/25/26 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:50 - Facts Of Life Girls & Vintage Collectables 00:08:30 - Not About That Weed 00:14:45 - Opening Clip: Can't Make Friends 00:20:33 - Saxophone 00:26:36 - Clip: Crazy Church Man 00:37:35 - Joe DeRosa Is Vile & Horrendous 00:48:01 - Lipshitz Plug 00:49:36 - Christina's Curations 01:03:49 - Home Alone House & Boring Corporate Fast Food 01:09:40 - Closing Song -"Cool Girl Club" By Versace Kolache Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code YMH at https://bluechew.com Head to https://Mood.com and use code YOURMOM to find the functional gummy that matches exactly what you're looking for, and let Mood help you discover YOUR perfect mood. Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/YMH . Promo Code YMH New Customers Bet $5 Get $200 in Bonus Bets If Your Bet Wins. The Crown Is Yours! Sign up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. #DKPartner This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina roast bland Thanksgiving food, obsess over an Olympian-level dad at the kiddie pool, fall in love with a furious celibate called GoogleDaddy, and spiral about a paranoid flashlight guy while trying to de-fatten their cat. Plus the main mommies get emotional about Tom’s new Netflix special, check out some more clips from FedSmoker Jr, learn about defending yourself from "clowns", and shop tactical belts for Christmas. Dreamboat Dad: if you're out there, leave a comment for Tom! Your Mom’s House Ep. 838 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT), or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Pass-thru of per wager tax may apply in IL. 1 per new DraftKings customer. Must register new DraftKings account to receive reward Token. Must select Token BEFORE placing min. $5 bet to get 1 promo code to redeem a 3-month NBA League Pass subscription, complimentary of DraftKings, and get max. $200 in Bonus Bets if your bet wins. Min. -500 odds req. Token and Bonus Bets are single-use and non-withdrawable. Bonus Bet expires in 7 days (168 hours) and stake removed from payout. Token expires 12/7/25. Terms: http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos . NBA League Pass: Subscription auto-renews monthly at then-current price (currently $16.99/mo); cancel anytime. Terms, restrictions, and eligibility requirements apply. Redeem League Pass by 12/19/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Addt’l terms: https://support.watch.nba.com/hc/en-us/articles/9165532876183-League-Pass-Terms-of-Use_ . Offer ends 11/30/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:37 - Tommy's Buns & Tina's Sticks 00:07:42 - Tom's New Special 00:11:20 - Opening Clip: Aloha Daddy 00:21:31 - Thanksgiving Gaycation 00:38:01 - Stay Safe Out There 00:48:46 - Shopping For Self-Defense Toys 00:55:05 - More From FedSmoker Jr 01:01:16 - Shoutout To MGM & Chef Jose Andres 01:04:32 - The Cat Feeder Conundrum 01:07:24 - Body Fat Percentage 01:18:55 - Wrap Up 01:19:21 - Closing Song - "Fed Smoker Rides Eternal" by Reverend John Wheeler Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom will be touring in Tacoma, Washington at the Emerald Queen Casino, and after that, Oakland, California, at the Paramount Theatre November 30th. Go get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: - Don’t miss out on early Black Friday deals. Head to https://Wayfair.com now to shop Wayfair’s Black Friday deals for up to 70% off. - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/momshouse - Use code YMH at https://monarch.com in your browser for half off your first year. What's up, Chomos?!? It's a super-sized episode as Tom and Christina spiral into complete chaos as they announce Tom’s brand new Italian bakery opening in Austin, debate the official hierarchy of Small Fat, Mid Fat & Super Fat, and revisit one of YMH’s greatest Cool Guys — the meth dude who “came in 4 strokes.” The mommies also break down a billionaire who lost over $300 million gambling, roast Bezos and Zuckerberg’s glow-ups, and discuss why every CEO is suddenly shredded. Plus: fat pets, fart mics, autistic rant guy, and the saddest cat breastfeeding story ever told. Your Mom’s House Ep. 837 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:46 - A Taste Of IT-Ly 00:05:40 - Opening Chaos & Classic Cool Guy Musings 00:10:55 - What Type Of Fat Are You? 00:19:51 - Clip: Rant On Autism 00:22:26 - Clip: The Drooling Gambler 00:29:47 - Clip: Fat Love 00:35:53 - Fat Pets 00:44:49 - Clip: Ex Liked My Farts 00:46:12 - Fit CEO's 00:54:51 - Tommy Lasorda 00:58:31 - Clip: Dressed Up 01:00:57 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:04:18 - Indian Hospitals 01:08:08 - TikToks 01:14:09 - Closing Song - "Principal Coffee" by Chydah Sneeze Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom will be filming his new stand-up special in Milwaukee at The Riverside Theater on November 14th & 15th! Tickets are still available in Milwaukee for the November 14th show. Go get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour. SPONSORS: - Go to https://Helixsleep.com/YMH for 27% Off Sitewide. - Head to https://BlueChew.com to get your first month of FREE with promo code YMH - Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. It’s almost Jeans-giving, and Tom Segura & Christina P are feeling thankful for historical revisionism, meth-fueled prophets, and the sweet smell of 1700s body odor. The Main Mommies kick things off with a totally factual retelling of Thanksgiving, then dive into life (and death) before antibiotics — when losing a tooth could mean losing your brain. Tom unveils his plan to hit 3% body fat “just to feel something”, Christina confesses her papier-mâché addiction, and they dissect the seeming reincarnation of everyone’s favorite tweaked out double agent asking cops, “What’s your serial number?” Add in J. Lo’s silent treatment to her bus driver, a Barbie with diabetes, and a guy who physically can’t eat a pickle — and you’ve got a classic hour and some change of unhinged YMH magic. Your Mom’s House Ep. 836 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:45 - A Stinky History Lesson 00:08:06 - Opening Clip: What's Your Serial Number? 00:15:49 - FedSmoker Jr 00:20:46 - A Quick Lipshits Plug 00:21:46 - Clip: Cool Neighbor Lady 00:25:48 - Tom’s 3% Body Fat Plan 00:32:15 - Vial & Disgusting Fat Guy 00:38:25 - Christine's Craft Hoarding Intervention 00:43:33 - Piss Break & Diabetes Barbie 00:47:28 - Jennifer Lopez 00:58:35 - Clip: Master Of Clits 01:02:13 - Clip: Afraid Of Pickles 01:06:42 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:12:15 - Clip: Ryan Wants To Be Recognized 01:13:12 - Wyatt Buhl 01:18:00 - Closing Song -"White Girl (With A Fat Ass)" by Odd-Track Numbers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

New Jersey and and New York Tom's coming to you Oct. 15th, 17th and 18th. Make sure to get your tickets at https://TomSegura.com/Tour SPONSORS: - Tear. Pour. Live More. Go to http://LIQUID-IV.COM and get 20% off your first order with code YMH at checkout. - Head to https://Mood.com and use code YOURMOM to find the functional gummy that matches exactly what you're looking for, and let Mood help you discover YOUR perfect mood. Welcome back to the Mommy Dome! Tom Segura and Christina P are bleeding with laughter this week—literally. From syncing up their “cycles” to debating who actually looks at their own turds, the mommydom gets raw, messy, and very YMH. Christina shares her discovery that she might be a femboy thanks to TikTok, the two lose it over a Vietnamese café, and a drunk casino regular goes viral for swearing revenge on Encore at 10:30 in the morning. Things get even wilder with a Miami tax-prep guru who doubles as a bizarre influencer, a heated dental update with a hygiene showdown where Tom insists he “knows gums,” and Christina’s revelation about her biggest fear of turning into an emotional vampire. It's bloody good time this week at Your Mom’s House! Your Mom’s House Ep. 831 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:05:33 - Opening Clip: Cafe Bich Nga 00:13:41 - A History Lesson 00:21:16 - Boston Gambler 00:27:20 - Cool Accountant 00:33:33 - Clip: Catching Poops 00:37:05 - Clip: Happy Birthday Fatty 00:37:29 - DENTAL UPDATE 00:43:36 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:51:11 - The Person You're Afraid Of Becoming 00:58:32 - Clip: Rollercoaster Barf 00:58:56 - Clip: Road Rage Cabron 01:03:46 - TikToks 01:18:09 - Closing Song -"Alpha Advice" by WavKingz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Attention Hanover, MD! Tommy Buns is coming to The Hall At Live! Casino, Sunday, October 19. Get tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour Don't miss out on the chance to pick up Christina's 4 new cosmetic products! Evermore Liquid Lipstick, Lip Gloss, and Velvet Crush Blush. Available now at https://christinap.com SPONSORS: - New Customers Bet $5 Get $200 in Bonus Bets If Your Bet Wins. Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans serving up another chaotic episode of Your Mom’s House! Christina unveils her new “witchy” fall lipstick drop while Tom recalls getting mauled by a pro fighter. The gang debates who smells worse—Eastern Europeans or Americans under 25—before diving into wild clips featuring Frankie Fart Eyes, fart orgy requests, and some of the worst porn acting you’ve ever seen. Plus: Tom tells stories of hanging out ringside with BTBs like Mike Tyson and Marshawn Lynch, and Christina defends her controversial stance on “napkin pants.” It’s foul, it’s funny, it’s YMH and it's stinky! Your Mom’s House Ep. 830 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit https://ccpg.org (CT), or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in NH/OR/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Fees may apply in IL. 1 per new customer. Must register new account to receive reward Token. Must select Token BEFORE placing min. $5 bet to receive $200 in Bonus Bets if your bet wins. Min. -500 odds req. Token and Bonus Bets are single-use and non-withdrawable. Token expires 10/19/25. Bonus Bets expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos . Ends 10/12/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:16 - Opening Clip: Fart Eyes 00:12:33 - BTB Type Shit 00:20:14 - Fartmacy 00:28:06 - Smelly M-Fers 00:33:21 - The Worst Smelling Countries List 00:46:56 - Napkin Pants 00:49:25 - Gay Stuff For Enny 00:57:32 - Clip: Fart Drive-Thru 00:58:31 - Clip: WHAT 01:01:10 - Art Update 01:02:30 - Closing Song -"*ss Liquor" by R PATTZ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices