The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"You're the one that said the stupid thing." Tensions continue to escalate around the Philadelphia Eagles, the video team finally gets the video Dan asked for 90 minutes ago, and Mark Cuban regrets who he sold the Mavericks to. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I took advantage of my uncommonly large nostrils by trying to snort a gummy." Trysta joins the show and weighs in on the Jaden Ivey and Tiger Woods situations. How responsible should Ivey's mother — the head coach of the Notre Dame women's college basketball team — be for her daughter's actions? She then tries to take a victory lap on Dan Hurley and UConn basketball, but derails the show and leads us into a discussion of Greg Cote's feet and ingesting weed gummies rectally. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"He's been doing number two for 15 years." Dan wants to steal Greg Cote's Top 50 Catchphrases from The Greg Cote Show with Greg Cote, but Greg doesn't have his 24th catchphrase ready just yet. Inter Miami opens its new stadium this weekend, and Dan wonders whether teams will eventually need fans in their stadiums. Plus, Mike Ryan was at Miami Hurricanes' spring practice and calls Malachi Toney both 'baby Jesus' and a 'prodigal son.' Today's Cast: Dan, Greg, Chris, Roy, Tony, Mike, Amin Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

MULLINS REALLY DID THAT. On this episode of the Alley Oop Basketball Show, Juju and Trysta react to one of the WILDEST moments of March Madness as UConn’s Mullins hits the shot of a lifetime—an instant classic that will live forever in tournament history. But that’s just the start… Is Coach Hurley building a modern college basketball dynasty at UConn? Are the Knicks officially in trouble… or are fans overreacting? Caitlin Clark working with the NBA?! And her take on Nikola Jokic March Madness update: who’s rising, who’s DONE Did the Pacers just tank on purpose?! Raptors vs Magic breakdown and what it actually means This episode is PACKED with takes, chaos, and real talk from around the basketball world. Drop your takes in the comments: Was Mullins’ shot the BEST of March Madness so far? And are the Knicks cooked?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You know what it's like during the T-Shirt Toss." JuJu is here to deliver both a Joker AND Playa of the Day, but he, Amin, and Tony also have some words for the writers of 'Paradise.' Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"He's a medium-ass." An Olaf animatronic seized at a Disney park in one of the most disturbing and hilarious videos the show has ever seen. Then, John Tortorella is back (Jack), and Jaden Ivey's crash-out and subsequent release from the Chicago Bulls offer more questions than answers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Don't goooooooo showerin'..." Dan hatches a plan to host a South Beach Sessions with his squatter, Kash Patel somehow has a worse week than Chris Paddack, the crew returns to the Rally Rooster from the Marlins Spanish Broadcast, and Greg makes a reference from 1888. Plus, hey! The Heat had a big win! Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Roy, Amin, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I love Bob, but Bob don't love us." Before updating the Polls and dishing out his Joker of the Day, JuJu delivers his Top 5 Things That Children Today Would Be So Appalled To Learn Was Normal For Kids Back In The Day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Oh, he hit it." Amin has never been happier than listening to the Duke announcer's call as they blew the lead against UConn, and Jeremy can't stop talking about the Fish. Plus, is Michael Jordan happier as a NASCAR guy than he ever was as the greatest basketball player who's ever lived? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dave offers ways to improve the NFL, by stealing from other professional sports. How much better would football be if the players could fight? What about relegation and stoppage time? We also get into a deep debate about nuts. Then Dave gives Pablo Torre the James Lipton questionnaire, adapted from Bernard Pivot. What's his favorite word? What's his least favorite word? Are nuts a snack or a treat? He answers it all and then gets deep about being a true fan of sports. It's a can't miss interview with the top sports journalist in the game. AUDIO Football America! is available wherever you listen to podcasts. Leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/football-america/id1831757512 Follow us: Dave Dameshek: https://x.com/dameshek Pablo Torre: https://x.com/PabloTorre Host: Dave Dameshek Guests: Pablo Torre Team: Gino Fuentes, Mike Fuentes, Ethan Bedowsky Director: Danny Benitez Senior Producers: Gino Fuentes, Mike Fuentes Executive Producer: Soup Campbell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Roy is out sick this week, so Rosey is driving the bus, and Adnan Virk is along for the ride with David and Ethan. The gang kicks off the show with a discussion of teams fading from playoff contention and which ones they trust enough to hold on. Plus, the four share which teams they will be rooting for come playoff time, with the Panthers out and the Flyers likely to miss the Postseason as well. Plus, Ethan has a stat of the week about the rising concern in Vegas, and in wins and fails, Adnan highlights how bad the Rangers are this year, and Dave celebrates a couple of goalies standing up for themselves. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Hello?" While we're all excited about Opening Day, let's not forget about our UFL brethren who ALSO kick off their season today. Plus, a new nickname proposal for Caleb Williams, and Tony introduces the crew to a little thing called "The 'Are We Friends?' Theory." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"THEIR TEAM MOVED TO TEXAS. TEXAS!" Dave Dameshek is a fan of those little pork things the Miami crew has for breakfast, and he's also a bigger fan of MLB than the NBA, which leads to a good old-fashioned sports debate. Plus, Tony's headed to his first-ever Opening Day tonight and needs to learn a thing or two about the Marlins, Mike is ready to connect with the franchise, and Zas has a word for the Minnesota Wild play-by-play broadcaster. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Free game of no cost..." When it comes to JuJu Gotti, he wants David to know that everything is rooted in love. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I flew a spaceship built by the lowest bidder." Senator Mark Kelly is a perennial optimist, but even he can admit that the country is currently in a bit of disarray. He joins the show to discuss the President's lack of strategy regarding Iran, ICE's slush fund, TSA, and why the administration is costing everyday Americans a chance at a normal life. Then, with that very logical lead-in, it's time for The Pitch Clock! Happy Opening Day, everyone! See you at 3:00 p.m.! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Six seats from Mary Hart..." Dan, who apparently runs a side hustle as our Social Media Editor, spends yet another hour trying to paint David as a he-man woman-hater. David dishes out his expertise on MLB Opening Night on Netflix and tells the story of the time he hung up on Jeb! Bush. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm exactly like Anthony Bourdain, if he was afraid of everything." Phil Rosenthal, the creator of "Everybody Loves Raymond" and host of Netflix's deliciously popular travel show, "Somebody Feed Phil", delights in leaving Dan "The Grief Eater" Le Batard to go hungry in maybe the most positive and mouthwatering South Beach Sessions to date. Phil never dreamt of writing and creating one of the most successful and beloved sitcoms of all-time, but he shares how he made sure it would be a show watched all around the world, even today, thirty years later. He talks about how there's nothing that brings people together more than the combination of family, food, travel, and humor - and nothing will stop him now from continuing to explore that combination all over the world. Phil also shares some of his favorite laughs (and meals) from his shows, honoring his parents with the opening of the most-popular diner in Los Angeles right now, Max & Helen's, and the joys of writing the New York Times-bestselling "Just Try It" series of children's books with his daughter, Lily. Phil and Lily's newest book, "Just Try It: Someplace New!" is available everywhere now and go to PhilRosenthalWorld.com for everything Phil. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"The police should be close to that person." Maybe don't listen to the lyrics of certain songs if you feel a certain way about certain stuff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

LUKE KENNARD ACTIVATES SNIPER MODE Juju and Trysta kick things off with the INSANE buzzer-beater that saw Luke Kennard win it for the Lakers in dramatic fashion — one of the wildest finishes of the season.From there, the chaos continues as they dive into March Madness, including the Florida Gators making noise, St. John’s staying hot under their winning coach, and the Vanderbilt game that had everyone talking.The conversation heats up with Miami’s performance, plus major NBA storylines — including Luka’s shocking suspension, the return of Jalen Williams, and Steph Curry back in action.This episode is packed with clutch moments, controversy, and tournament madness you don’t want to miss. Tap in for all the takes, reactions, and debates. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Is he an eagle or is he a turkey?" Brad Williams is going to the bathroom too much. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices