Overview of Watch What Crappens — Below Deck Med S10 (ep. metadata conflict)
This episode is the Watch What Crappens recap of Below Deck Mediterranean’s recent charter that functions like a mini Bachelor season on a superyacht. Hosts Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam break down guest drama, crew friction, and the many wardrobe/makeup/romantic misfires that make these charters must-watch reality TV. (Note: the episode is labeled in the supplied metadata as S10E07 "The Moldin’ Bachelor," but the hosts repeatedly call it Season 10, Episode 8, titled "French Kiss" — the summary below covers the events discussed.)
Key plot points (what happened on the yacht)
- The charter is a Bachelor-style setup: wealthy "Bachelor Joe" and a group of women (the "bachelorettes") staying aboard and competing for attention.
- New chief stew Kathy arrives and immediately impresses with professionalism and weirdly satisfying rag-folding methods; Kizzy (recently single) feels threatened and becomes petty/competitive.
- Two women (Anna — a serial liar/attention seeker — and Marielle) are sent home mid-charter.
- Bachelor Joe narrows his interest to two “A”-named women (Alicia and Ashley). He awkwardly tries to court both and repeatedly says he doesn't want to "hurt" anyone while simultaneously behaving like a classic playboy.
- Both Alicia and Ashley ultimately lose interest in Joe; Ashley leaves abruptly mid-trip, and Alicia later rejects him too.
- Crew drama: deckhand Joe (different Joe) leaves his swim-platform post to eat, leaving the platform empty — Captain Sandy discovers no one monitoring guests and scolds the team. Bosun Nathan confronts Joe and steps up into a firmer leadership role.
- Max flirts heavily with Kathy; Kizzy ramps up a campaign to get back at Kathy and claims she “gave Max a boner,” which she broadcasts around the crew.
- Nightlife includes exaggerated romance-themed décor, a cringey chef presentation (yogurt parfait served on a superyacht), a “Never Have I Ever” drinking game, a jacuzzi that turns into sloppy PDA, and a $25,000 tip left by the guests.
- Captain Sandy reprimands the crew for unprofessionalism but still gives them a day off; the episode closes with mixed hookups, resentments, and the crew trying to re-establish order.
Main characters & dynamics
- Captain Sandy: steady boss; delivers the stern reprimand when guest safety/appearance is endangered; tries to balance being firm with not being “Hannah.”
- Nathan (bosun): moves from frustrated deckhand to authoritative leader after being pushed by the captain and Joe’s slacking.
- Deckhand Joe (crew Joe): lazy/sloppy, leaves posts unattended, causes the captain to scold the team; at risk of losing respect/trust from teammates.
- Kathy (new chief stew): competent, efficient, confident; immediately bonds with some crew but also makes rivals (Kizzy) defensive.
- Kizzy (stew): resentful that Kathy outshines her; performs petty moves and seeks male attention; tries to sabotage Kathy socially.
- Max (deckhand): flirty, physical; quickly becomes romantically/sexually involved with guests/crew, escalating drama.
- Bachelor Joe (guest): rich, old-man energy, awkward flirtation tactics; says he’s “not here to hurt anyone” while courting multiple women; ultimately rejected by the two finalists.
- Alicia & Ashley (bachelorettes): both connect briefly with Bachelor Joe but ultimately reject the circuitous, half-committed approach he offers.
- Anna: compulsive liar/attention seeker; shouty, over-the-top “I’ve done everything!” persona.
Notable moments & memorable lines
- Captain Sandy’s on-the-spot scolding after the swim platform is empty — a key turning point that forces Nathan to reassert leadership.
- Bachelor Joe’s repeated line: “I’m not here to hurt someone,” interpreted by hosts as one of the more performative “I’ll probably hurt someone” rationalizations.
- Josh the chef’s cringe poetry and culinary choices (yogurt parfait on a superyacht; odd wording like “gazpacho with flour”) — a recurring source of mockery.
- Kizzy loudly touting that she “gave Max a boner,” which the hosts call a mean-girl move that inflates drama and creates resentment.
- Kathy’s rag-folding innovation — touted by hosts as strangely satisfying and a character-building detail.
Hosts' commentary / analysis (what Ben & Ronnie emphasize)
- They skewered Bachelor Joe’s hypocrisy and predictable playboy logic, framing him as a typical mediocre man who seeks attention and avoids responsibility.
- Praise for Nathan stepping up as a leader and calling out Joe’s laziness; contrasted with past seasons where bosuns fail to assert authority.
- Enjoyment of small triumphant moments — Kathy’s competence (especially folding/storage strategy) — as a refreshing example of capability and quiet leadership.
- Strong reaction to campy/cringe elements: chef’s parfait, Anna’s lies, the “Never Have I Ever” game, and Josh’s poetry.
- They treat this charter like a micro-Bachelor that was both entertaining and frustrating: lots of talk, little substance, and the usual Below Deck chaos.
Themes & takeaways
- Reality TV archetypes reappear: the “new confident woman” vs. the insecure incumbent; the “rich, indecisive man” who avoids commitment; the bosun forced into leadership.
- Crew accountability matters on charter — guests expect professionalism and safety (swim platform posts, tidy crew areas); lapses have immediate consequences.
- Small practical skills (like efficient rag folding) signal competence and earn genuine respect onboard — the show and hosts highlighted these details as meaningful.
- Most of the on-boat romantic drama is performative and ultimately unsatisfying; the most lasting fallout is crew friction, not guest romance.
Highlights for listeners
- If you want the tea: the standout beats are Kathy arriving as a competent wildcard, deckhand Joe’s slacking and Nathan’s leadership moment, and Bachelor Joe’s eventual rejection by both finalists.
- Best “small detail” moment: Kathy’s rags/fold technique — a rare reality-show moment where craft and competence get applause.
- If you want to skip: long sequences of awkward flirting or the chef’s unhelpful culinary narration can be fast-forwarded.
Podcast extras & how to follow the show
- Hosts plug their Patreon for bonus episodes, video “Crappens on Demand,” Discord community, and Amazon Live appearances (patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens).
- Ads/shoutouts in the episode: Bombas (20% off at Bombas.com/crappens with code "crappens"), Audible romance collection trial (audible.com/…—hosts read the promo), and Wondery Plus ad-free listening options.
- The hosts thank a long list of Patreon and premium listeners at the end of the episode.
Quick verdict
Entertaining chaos: an episode that functions as Below Deck’s version of a reality-dating special — rich guests, cringe romance, strong new crew energy from Kathy, and a necessary leadership wake-up from Nathan after safety and professionalism lapses. Fans get laughable one-liners, petty crew warfare, and the usual mix of spicy hookups and managerial teeth-gnashing.