Top 5 Teams JuJu Hates Without Giving A Damn | Postgame Show

Summary of Top 5 Teams JuJu Hates Without Giving A Damn | Postgame Show

by Dan Le Batard, Stugotz

20m•June 2, 2026
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Overview of Top 5 Teams JuJu Hates Without Giving A Damn | Postgame Show

This episode is a fast-moving, joke-heavy postgame segment built around NBA Finals banter, JuJu Gotti’s new postgame YouTube efforts, and a centerpiece bit where JuJu ranks the sports teams he irrationally hates the most. The conversation veers into polling, celebrity roasting, a pool-guy anecdote, and a few recurring show bits, all in the usual chaotic Dan Le Batard Show style.

Main Topics Discussed

NBA Finals / Against the Spread

  • Tony and Mike make a quick “Against the Spread” pick, both landing on the Spurs minus 4.5 in a fictional Spurs-Knicks Finals Game 1 setup.
  • The segment also jokes around a DraftKings app promo and the “galactic fascism of Wemby” as part of the Spurs discussion.

JuJu and Trist’s Postgame Project

  • The show promotes JuJu and Trist’s NBA postgame content on YouTube under the DLS Hoops banner.
  • JuJu says he wants to raise the stakes by bringing in entertaining guests like Kaze and Sam Merrill for postgame streams.

“Joker of the Day” and the Skip Bayless Bit

  • JuJu’s “Joker of the Day” is Skip Bayless, framed as someone who gets corrected even by Twitter.
  • This leads into broader joking about media personalities and online reactions.

Caitlin Clark Defensive Targeting

  • The crew discusses whether Caitlin Clark is being exposed defensively.
  • The consensus is that she’s a great player, but opposing teams are targeting her on defense the same way they would any star with a weakness.

JuJu’s Top Teams He Hates

JuJu delivers an intentionally irrational and funny hate list, with some entries based on real sports grudges and others just pure vibes:

  1. Utah Jazz

    • His lifelong No. 1 hated team.
    • Rooted in childhood dislike of seeing people cheer against Michael Jordan and for Stockton/Malone-era Utah.

  2. New England Patriots

    • Added because of the A.J. Brown situation and general recent annoyance.

  3. Duke

    • No deep explanation needed; it’s just Duke.

  4. Milwaukee Bucks

    • Tied to Giannis and lingering resentment.

  5. Wisconsin Badgers

    • “All of them,” according to JuJu: men’s, women’s, softball, etc.

Honorable Mentions / OLI

  • Oklahoma City Thunder
    • He hates their style of play, especially the flopping.
  • Washington Nationals
    • An “I don’t know, I just don’t like them” pick, with a reference to the Anthony Rendon era.

Running Jokes and Side Segments

Sid Rosenberg Roasting Session

  • The crew spends a long stretch joking about Sid Rosenberg’s extremely purple skin tone.
  • They compare him to a Willy Wonka character and debate whether it’s tanning, lighting, or just his brand.
  • The bit leans heavily into how unnatural and intentional his appearance seems.

The Pool Guy Story

  • Tony asks for advice about his pool guy, who seems frightened every time Tony greets him.
  • The crew jokes that Tony should stop saying hello, use a sign, or that the pool guy may be startled because of headphones, sleep, or trauma.
  • It becomes a mini-debate about how to not scare someone who is trying to do their job.

“Cuck” Poll Discussion

  • The show explains the meaning of a “cuck chair” as part of a poll joke.
  • The bit is framed around a chair positioned near a bed, with the crew exaggerating the concept for humor.

Jackson Dart Reaction

  • They briefly discuss Jackson Dart handling a tense moment.
  • The takeaway: he looked like a boy in a man’s body trying to handle a grown-up situation, but the crew appreciated the effort.

Poll Results / Audience Takeaways

The show also runs several audience polls, with the following results:

  • Do you know what a cuck is?
    • 91% yes
  • Is LeBron the modern-day Muhammad Ali?
    • 77% no
  • Are people in New York being nicer because of the Knicks?
    • 83% yes
  • More impactful trade: A.J. Brown to the Patriots or Myles Garrett to the Rams?
    • 91% picked Myles Garrett to the Rams
  • Is Dan running a construction company?
    • 83% yes

Key Takeaways

  • The episode’s core is JuJu’s personality-driven sports hatred list, which mixes actual fandom grudges with absurdity.
  • The show continues to push JuJu and Trist’s postgame NBA coverage as a growing feature.
  • A lot of the value here comes from the chemistry: the crew turns small observations—purple skin, pool-guy fear, chairs, polls—into extended comedic bits.
  • Beneath the jokes, there’s also a real sports-media conversation about star treatment, defensive weaknesses, and how fan narratives form around players like Caitlin Clark and A.J. Brown.