Overview of DONKEY: Florida Woman Arrested After Threesome Goes Wrong
This episode is a Donkey of the Day segment (from The Breakfast Club, hosted by Charlamagne tha God) highlighting a bizarre Clearwater, Florida domestic incident. The host recounts police reports about Angel Lynn Curl, who was arrested after a threesome she and her boyfriend planned fell apart and she assaulted her boyfriend when all parties declined to have sex. The segment mixes factual details from police/the Smoking Gun with the host’s comedic and critical commentary about consent and “Florida” behavior.
Key facts and timeline
- Subject: Angel Lynn Curl (referred to as a Clearwater, Florida woman).
- Age: 47 (the host notes both she and her boyfriend were born in 1978).
- Incident location: Apartment in Clearwater, Florida.
- What happened: Angel, her boyfriend, and another woman arranged a threesome. At some point, all parties declined to participate. After that, Angel allegedly began punching her boyfriend in the face.
- Arrest: Angel was arrested for domestic battery; the assault occurred around 1:15 a.m. (Sunday).
- Witness: The third party (the woman invited) was the eyewitness cited in reports.
- Source cited by the host: Police reports referenced via The Smoking Gun.
Main takeaways and themes
- Consent: The host emphasizes that changing one’s mind about sexual activity should be respected — “No means no.”
- Domestic violence: A planned consensual sexual encounter devolved into physical assault, resulting in criminal charges.
- Public reaction/tone: The segment frames the incident humorously and critically, using the “Donkey of the Day” format to call out the woman’s actions while lampooning Florida’s reputation for odd news stories.
- Details missing: Police reports do not explain why the threesome didn’t happen or what specifically precipitated the assault.
Notable quotes & host commentary
- “The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida.” — framing Florida’s frequent odd news as background.
- “No means no, ma’am.” — stressing consent.
- “You are the donkey of the day.” — the show’s label for the person being called out.
- The host also uses colorful metaphors and humor to describe the failed threesome and the ensuing violence, and he criticizes “toxic femininity” in the context of the incident.
Context & tone
- Format: Part of The Breakfast Club’s recurring “Donkey of the Day” segment — a comedic, opinionated take on newsworthy foolishness.
- Tone: Informal, comedic, judgmental, and provocative; mixes news details with personal commentary and punchlines.
- Ads and promos: Transcript includes multiple sponsor ads and other show promotions typical of the program.
Why it matters
- Reinforces the importance of consent and respecting boundaries in sexual situations.
- Illustrates how quickly consensual-seeming situations can become criminal incidents when they turn violent.
- Reflects how true-crime/viral local incidents are often reframed as entertainment on radio/podcast shows — blending facts with opinion and humor.
Actionable notes (for listeners)
- If you encounter or witness domestic violence, contact local authorities immediately.
- Remember: consenting adults can change their minds at any time; respect for bodily autonomy is legally and ethically essential.
- For those interested in the original reporting, check local police records or outlets like The Smoking Gun for the cited reports.