Oregon HC Dan Lanning, Nebraska HC Matt Rhule, Tarik Skubal is a Dodger, Mt Rushmore of Worst Places Your Wife/Girlfriend Takes You

Summary of Oregon HC Dan Lanning, Nebraska HC Matt Rhule, Tarik Skubal is a Dodger, Mt Rushmore of Worst Places Your Wife/Girlfriend Takes You

by Barstool Sports

2h 30mAugust 3, 2026

Overview of Pardon My Take

This Monday episode is a full-on preseason ramp-up: the crew opens with the huge MLB headline that Tarik Skubal has been traded to the Dodgers, then uses that as a springboard to argue about competitive balance, deferred money, and whether baseball is headed for a lockout/salary cap fight. From there they hit training camp buzz, a few pop-culture side quests, and wrap with two strong Big Ten Media Days interviews from Oregon head coach Dan Lanning and Nebraska head coach Matt Rhule.

Tarik Skubal to the Dodgers: “Did they ruin baseball?”

Main discussion points

  • The Dodgers landing Skubal sparks the episode’s biggest debate:
    • It feels unfair, but it’s also a trade, not a free-agent signing.
    • The Dodgers can absorb big money and trade prospects because they have financial and organizational depth that smaller-market teams don’t.
  • The guys argue that:
    • The real problem is not just the Dodgers, but owners who don’t spend.
    • Small-market teams like the Pirates and Royals are part of why the sport feels broken.
    • This could push public opinion toward supporting a salary cap and, eventually, a lockout.
  • They also discuss:
    • How the Dodgers are almost unbeatable in long-term roster building.
    • Why short playoff series still give other teams a chance.
    • The idea that this may be as much about keeping Skubal away from the Brewers as getting him to L.A.

Bigger-picture takeaway

  • The episode frames the Skubal trade as a symbol of baseball’s growing imbalance.
  • Their prediction: the next CBA fight is going to be ugly, with a lockout feeling increasingly likely.

NFL Training Camp Notes and League Buzz

The Romo/JJ Watt situation

  • Tony Romo is out at least for Week 1, with J.J. Watt stepping in.
  • The crew wonders if this is the beginning of the end for Romo at CBS.
  • They joke that Jerry Jones could become a factor in trying to save him.

Training camp headlines they hit

  • 49ers: Deebo Samuel is back, but the roster is still beat up and crowded.
  • Chiefs: They dismiss early camp panic around Patrick Mahomes; he’s still “the bad man.”
  • Bears: Caleb Williams reportedly looks lighter; Ben Johnson is already leaning into the regression talk.
  • Eagles: Jalen Hurts is described as having a big year ahead.
  • Browns: More quarterback chaos; they joke that the best QB on the roster might be neither the starter nor the obvious backup.
  • Steelers: Fan fight at camp is treated as a welcome sign that football season is close.
  • Broncos: Taysom Hill-to-Denver talk gets a laugh because of Sean Payton.
  • Cardinals/Panthers Hall of Fame game: They’re excited for the preseason opener and the weird QB carousel.

Guest Interview: Oregon HC Dan Lanning

What stood out

  • Lanning is confident but measured: he won’t say “championship or bust,” but he clearly believes Oregon has a title-caliber roster.
  • He talks a lot about:
    • Building a sustainable program in Eugene.
    • The special environment at Oregon and how much the fan base cares.
    • His famous motivational speeches and pregame intensity.
    • The culture of accountability, family, and player development.

Best stories and themes

  • He explains his early career grind:
    • Driving through the night for an opportunity at Pitt.
    • Teaching elementary PE, then making the job leap with almost no safety net.
  • He talks about:
    • Writing goals on the mirror, including being a good father and husband.
    • Smashing the Washington helmet with a bat as a symbolic halftime reset.
    • His relationship with Kirby Smart at Georgia.
    • Why he believes motivation is overrated compared to preparation.
  • He also gets into:
    • Why Oregon’s uniforms and branding matter.
    • How he chooses to motivate players.
    • The value of relationships and player retention in the portal era.

Notable takeaway

  • Lanning’s message is simple: Oregon can absolutely win big, but it’s about daily execution, not slogans.

Guest Interview: Nebraska HC Matt Rhule

Core themes

  • Rhule gives a classic “build it the hard way” answer on Nebraska’s progress.
  • He says the program is improving year by year and feels like it finally has an older, more battle-tested roster.
  • He emphasizes that winning starts with:
    • Expecting to win.
    • Knowing the DNA of the program.
    • Doing the little things every day.

Best stories and insights

  • Rhule talks about how every place he’s coached required a different style:
    • Temple: physical, tough, line up and hit.
    • Baylor: more spread and explosive.
    • Nebraska: physicality again, but adapted to the modern game.
  • He discusses:
    • His “being a man” philosophy: being tough, on time, respectful, and making people around you better.
    • His famous sideline energy and why he sometimes looks like he’s losing it.
    • Spitting on himself during games because of dehydration and intensity.
    • Wearing the “smock”/cage jacket and embracing a regular-guy image.
    • The importance of recruiting parents and showing the family side of the program.
  • He also shares stories about:
    • Deion Dawkins.
    • Bull in the ring.
    • Using Nebraska’s football history and legends as a guide.
    • His new QB and the confidence he brings.

Notable takeaway

  • Rhule’s big-picture philosophy is that programs are won by aligning identity, toughness, and consistency — not just hype.

Who’s Back of the Week / Side Stories

Pop culture and sports leftovers

  • Wemby is back after Nike drops a new logo.
  • Cinema is “back” after a huge box office weekend for The Odyssey and Spider-Man.
  • Kendrick Perkins gets highlighted for his NBA takes and a bizarre on-air sound.
  • Carl Ravich is jokingly “back” after not really being let go.
  • Harrison Bader has one of the wildest weird-injury stories of the year after a scooter accident involving a fire truck.
  • J.J. Watt gets a shoutout for helping with Burnley kits.
  • Kyle Whittingham makes the guys laugh with a quote about rivalry hatred.
  • They also mention:
    • Hard Knocks starting Tuesday.
    • The Hall of Fame Game.
    • Drew Brees’ Hall of Fame class.
    • A few fantasy/roster jokes around younger QBs and preseason depth charts.

Mount Rushmore: Worst Places Your Wife/Girlfriend Takes You

The picks

  • Shopping
  • Court
  • Work party where you don’t know anyone
  • High school reunion
  • Doctor’s office
  • Workout class
  • Double date with her best friend and a husband you hate
  • In-laws’ house
  • Into a fight on her behalf
  • Pedicure
  • Abortion clinic
  • Marriage counseling

Best bits from the segment

  • The crew argues hard over what counts as a “place.”
  • The most contentious pick was “into a fight,” which eventually gets clarified into:
    • being dragged into a fight with a stranger on her behalf.
  • The overall vibe is classic Mount Rushmore chaos:
    • lots of yelling,
    • semantic debates,
    • and the usual mix of bad faith, logic, and one truly terrible pick after another.

Bottom Line

This episode is basically a bridge from summer chaos into football season:

  • baseball’s giant Dodgers problem,
  • preseason camp updates,
  • two strong coach interviews,
  • and a very funny, very contentious Mount Rushmore.

The biggest themes are clear: the Dodgers are a financial monster, college coaches are selling identity and culture, and football season is finally close enough to feel real.