Overview of We Have A Condom For That
This episode of Conan O’Brien Needs a Fan features Noah, a condom size specialist who works for One Condom. The conversation mixes humor with practical sex-tech information: Noah explains why proper condom fit matters, how his company measures and serves a wide range of sizes, recent product innovations (like graphene-enhanced condoms for better heat transfer), and how customers order the right product. The hosts (Conan, Sona, and Matt) intersperse jokes, anecdotes, and listener-style questions throughout.
Key topics covered
- Noah’s role as a condom size specialist at One Condom
- The company’s size range and sampling approach
- Why fit matters (especially girth)
- How to measure correctly and tools available
- Recent and future condom tech (graphene heat transfer, topical enhancers)
- Common customer behaviors and questions (lying about size, “big dick energy,” unusual use cases)
- Educational and novelty uses of condoms (movie blood packs, demonstrators)
Main takeaways
- One Condom offers an unusually wide range of sizes (52 sizes) to accommodate variations in length and girth.
- Girth (width) is often more important than length for fit and function—poor girth fit can cause slippage, bunching, or constriction that affects blood flow and erection.
- Proper measurement is essential: measure when fully engorged and use a scale/reference or the company’s measuring tool to capture girth and length accurately.
- One Condom provides samplers and ships a measuring tool to help customers find the correct size without guesswork.
- New product developments are focusing on sensation transmission (e.g., bonding graphene to latex for better heat transfer) and on topical agents/tech for added stimulation—some ideas are in demand but not all are standard products yet.
- People often misreport sizes (optimistic “good day” measurements); sizing specialists can usually detect dishonesty from tone and description.
Practical recommendations (from episode)
- Measure girth and length while fully engorged; use a standardized measuring tool when possible.
- Order sample packs if you’re unsure—try different sizes before committing.
- Prioritize girth-fit for comfort and performance (prevents slippage and avoids constriction).
- Consider products or topical solutions designed for added sensation if desired, but check efficacy and safety.
- If unsure, consult a sizing specialist or resources provided by condom manufacturers.
Notable quotes and moments
- “We have a condom for that.” — tongue-in-cheek slogan summed up by host and guest.
- On fit: “If the condom is too tight…that constricts blood flow, which means no erection, which means no sex.”
- On measurement: “Fully engorged, man, as engorged as possible.” (advice for accurate sizing)
- Product innovation: Noah describes using graphene bonded to latex to improve heat transfer between partners.
Funny/odd anecdotes highlighted
- Demonstrator dildos of many sizes used for education (including a very large demo model).
- Reports of 90-degree bends and extreme penis shapes—One Condom fields unusual cases and claims to help.
- Use of condoms as movie special-effects blood packs and hobbyist molds (Conan’s recurring comedic riffs about turning molds into volcanoes).
- Discussion of “big dick energy” as a social/attitudinal phenomenon more than a literal size metric.
Episode details & credits
- Show: Conan O’Brien Needs a Fan
- Hosts: Conan O’Brien, Sona (Sonam Avsessian), Matt Gourley
- Guest: Noah (condom size specialist at One Condom)
- Produced by: Matt Gourley; Executive producers: Adam Sachs, Jeff Ross, Nick Leow
- Incidental music: Jimmy Vivino; Engineering: Eduardo Perez
- Sponsors/ads in episode: Intuit QuickBooks, Macy’s, Venmo Stash, Apple Card, Uncrustables, Grainger, SiriusXM, AxioAuto, StartWithHope
Who should listen or read this summary
- Anyone curious about condom sizing, fit, and practical tips for buying condoms
- Partners wanting to improve condom comfort and safety
- People interested in sexual-health product innovation and consumer education
- Fans of Conan looking for a humorous, informative interview blending comedy with real-world advice