Warning: the conversation contains explicit sexual language, strong adult themes (incest jokes, drug use, sexual content), and coarse humor. Summary below.

Summary — Jordan Jensen on Flagrant with Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh

Overview

This episode features comedian Jordan Jensen as a guest on Andrew Schulz's Flagrant podcast. The conversation is wide-ranging and freewheeling: dark comedy about family and death, stories of sexualized childhood dynamics and “hot dad” jokes, drug and psychedelic experiences (bad acid trips, microdosing mushrooms, MDMA), mental-health topics (OCD, intrusive thoughts, therapy), dating/sex culture and consent, online hate, dogs/pets, touring/podcast plugs, and social commentary (gender, religion, politics). The tone is candid, confrontational, and intentionally provocative.

Key points & main takeaways

• Coping through comedy: Jordan uses shock and dark humor (including jokes about her deceased father) as a coping mechanism. She recounts performing and joking at her father’s funeral as a way to process grief.
• OCD & intrusive thoughts: Jordan and hosts discuss intrusive, gruesome OCD thoughts (e.g., harming loved ones or pets). Jordan describes how psychedelics helped her confront and reframe those fears — not as cures, but as tools that temporarily shifted perspective.
• Psychedelics:
  • Microdosing vs hero doses: Jordan microdoses mushrooms regularly and has done occasional high-dose (“hero”) trips and acid. She emphasizes set/setting, preparation (therapy, playlists), and risks (dangerous Rumi-style thoughts and suicidality on a bad trip).
  • MDMA (molly) experiences: described as profoundly connective and positive, but SSRIs/Prozac can blunt effects. She advocates researching and planning (therapist consultation, playlists).
  • Caution: psychedelics helped but also nearly led to self-harm during a “hero dose,” underscoring risk.
• Mental-health treatment: Therapy and structured support are recommended (pod sponsors and hosts plug Talkspace). Jordan notes psychedelics helped her insight, but conventional therapy/psychiatry remain important.
• Health tip for chronic yeast infection: Jordan and others credit cutting sugar with resolving persistent yeast infections — anecdotal but offered as practical advice to consult a doctor.
• Online hate & misogyny: Female comedians face harsher, more sexualized harassment online. Jordan shares examples of abusive DMs that mix threats and unwanted sexual desire.
• Consent and intoxication: The hosts discuss complexities around consent when alcohol/drugs are involved; campus messaging that intoxication negates consent influences behavior/attitudes and raises difficult real-world scenarios.
• Dating & sex culture: Jordan offers blunt, comedic takes — “women use sex to get love; men use love to get sex” — and talks about preferring partners with traditional “blue-collar” traits. She also discusses the strong sexual entitlement some fans show at meet-and-greets.
• Rage & interpersonal conflict: Jordan recounts recurring road-rage and public altercations (punching a side mirror, slamming a man with luggage), emphasizing anger management is a personal challenge.
• Pets & animals: Lots of anecdotes about small dogs, pitbulls, animals getting into weed/edibles, and disgust for people who misuse substances around animals.

Notable quotes & insights

• “You don't have to trust yourself. You're just a compilation of everything that has ever happened to you… who you have become is somebody who doesn't throw a dog off the balcony.” — Jordan, describing a psychedelic insight for dealing with OCD-driven intrusive thoughts.
• “I was acting on the cover of some newspaper… I thought I had to die that day” — recounting a dangerous acid trip and the fragility of psychedelic experiences.
• “Women use sex to get love and men use love to get sex” — provocative adage discussed as a reflection on hookup and relationship dynamics.
• “If you have a parent, you oftentimes want to fuck them” — an intentionally shocking line used to illustrate how certain childhood attachments can later manifest in confusing ways (spoken in comedic context).

Topics discussed (concise list)

• Jordan’s family, “hot dad” stories, and performing at her father’s funeral
• Intrusive obsessive thoughts / OCD
• Psychedelics: acid, mushrooms (microdosing and hero doses), MDMA, poppers
• Therapy/mental health (Talkspace plug)
• Online harassment and misogynistic hate
• Sexual behavior, consent, and intoxication
• Yeast infections and diet (cutting sugar)
• Road rage and public altercations
• Dogs and pet safety (edibles, behavior, pitbull stigma)
• Comedy touring, specials, and podcast plugs (Jordan’s Netflix special, Andrew’s tour, other dates)

Action items / recommendations (for listeners)

• If you experience intrusive thoughts or OCD symptoms, seek professional help (therapy, psychiatry). The episode mentions Talkspace as an accessible therapy option (check your insurance/benefits).
• If you’re considering psychedelics:
  • Do thorough research on set & setting, dosing, and drug interactions (especially with SSRIs).
  • Consider preparatory therapy and integration work; psychedelics can be therapeutic but also risky.
• For recurrent yeast infections: consult a clinician. Anecdotal tip: reducing dietary sugar helped some speakers — discuss with your doctor before changing treatment.
• Consent reminder: avoid sex with heavily intoxicated people; be mindful about consent and power dynamics in real-world encounters.
• Comedians/fans: check tour dates and specials if interested — Jordan promoted her Netflix special and the hosts promoted their tour dates and shows.

Context & audience

• This is a raw, adult-oriented comedy interview. Many statements are intentionally provocative, nonliteral, and used for comedic effect. Some content (incest jokes, slurs, explicit sexual language) may be offensive — context is comedic and confessional.
• Useful for listeners who want:
  • A sense of Jordan Jensen’s comedic style and personal backstory (grief, family dynamics, coping).
  • Personal accounts of psychedelics and mental-health approaches from a performer’s perspective.
  • Candid, if controversial, discussion on modern dating, online harassment, and touring life.

If you want, I can:

• Produce a 3–5 sentence TL;DR version.
• Extract and format the best one-liners or jokes for social sharing (warning: explicit).
• Summarize only the psychedelic/OCD parts into a focused, clinical-style bullet list.