Summary — "Tom and Bert's Favorite OF Submissions" (Two Bears, One Cave — YMH Studios)

Overview

This episode is an informal, wide-ranging conversation between Tom and Bert covering sexual/technology curiosities (VR porn, OnlyFans submissions), recent pop-culture moments (Jimmy Kimmel return), politics/media influence, parenting and kids’ screen habits, a business brainstorming session (a “locker room” concept), and personal anecdotes (dog loss, Jelly’s 5K/weight-loss journey). The tone is casual, comedic, and often explicit; the hosts review fan submissions for an OnlyFans model and discuss how to run a fan vote and launch content.

Key Points & Main Takeaways

• VR adult content impressed the hosts: they describe the realism and potential for immersive experiences (and the pitfalls — colliding with real-world furniture).
  • Conversation also touched on robot sex dolls and sexual avatars.
• Jimmy Kimmel’s comeback monologue was judged effective: emotional, funny, and on-target for its aims.
• Discussion about media/political influence:
  • Power of high-profile figures (e.g., Trump) to sway public opinion and potentially affect markets/consumer behavior.
  • Concerns about misinformation and legal/market fallout from influential statements.
• Health/safety tangent: skepticism around claims linking acetaminophen to autism; personal anecdotes about pregnancy-era restrictions and habits.
• Parenting & screens:
  • Kids’ viewing preferences evolve quickly; parents manage screen time (weekday limits, supervised homework).
  • Concerns about appropriateness of certain content for young children.
• Sexual content subgenres discussed: “freeze porn” described (niche porn scenario where a character is frozen/unfrozen).
• OnlyFans submissions review:
  • Hosts screened multiple fan submissions (including professional creators and amateurs).
  • Debate over signing an established performer vs. developing a new talent (“model in progress” glow-up concept).
  • Decision to create a social-media carousel and have fans vote on which candidate to sign.
  • Creative launch idea: an OnlyFans intro styled like MTV Cribs — a guided “tour” of the model’s body and personality.
• Business pitch session:
  • Bert proposed a branded “locker room” facility that recreates sports camaraderie (gym, coaches, scheduled team activities).
  • The idea is to create community and structured goals to foster bonding and accountability.
• Community anecdotes:
  • Jelly’s weight-loss and 5K involvement: hosts want to repeat the successful 5K event.
  • Pet grief: discussion about getting another dog and the dynamics of single vs. multiple pets.

Notable Quotes & Insights

• On VR/adult tech: “This is the future.”
• On tech replacing dating: “Why would you ever date a chick? Why would you ever go out to a bar?” (spoken jokingly about immersive VR experiences)
• On influence/power: “Half the country loves whatever Donald Trump says.” (used to illustrate how public figures can move consumer behavior)
• On parenting screen rules: Practical approach — limit devices during week; allow weekends; prioritize outdoor time, homework, family reading.

Topics Discussed (quick list)

• VR pornography and sex robots
• Jimmy Kimmel monologue and TV ratings
• Political/media influence and market manipulation
• Acetaminophen, pregnancy-era advice, and health anecdotes
• Public breastfeeding observations
• Porn subgenres (e.g., “freeze porn”)
• OnlyFans submissions: review, pro vs. amateur, launch strategy
• Fans’ involvement in content creation (voting, contests)
• Business idea: community “locker room” fitness/camaraderie facility
• Jelly’s 5K and dramatic weight-loss story
• Dog/pet grief and whether to get another puppy
• Sponsors/read ads: BlueChew, BetterHelp, Bose, NetSuite, TireRack (podcast ad reads included)

Action Items & Recommendations

For the hosts

• Finalize an offline shortlist (carousel) of OnlyFans candidates, post to social accounts, and run a fan vote to pick the model.
• If signing a model, produce a distinctive introductory piece (suggested: “Cribs”-style tour of the model’s body/personality) to maximize curiosity and conversions.
• Decide whether to recruit an established pro (faster results, less moldable) or develop a newcomer (grow audience, more creative control).

For listeners / fans

• Expect a forthcoming carousel post to vote on which OnlyFans model the hosts will partner with.
• Engage in any fan-driven contests/promotions they announce (e.g., fan contests, launch giveaways).

For entrepreneurs / creative teams (based on the “locker room” pitch)

• If pursuing a “locker room” community:
  • Define the unifying goal (competitive yet age-appropriate activities, training programs, weekly rituals).
  • Design membership filters and onboarding (to ensure community fit).
  • Build recurring scheduled programming (morning sessions, Saturday meetups).
  • Prototype location-based pilots and test for community traction; consider franchising if model scales.
  • Create non-violent competitions and local team events to solidify camaraderie and retention.

For content creators / OnlyFans applicants

• Consider an engaging growth narrative (e.g., “model-in-progress”: cosmetic, fitness, or style “glow-up” series) that lets fans participate and follow along.
• Produce a memorable intro video and consistent series content to convert cross-platform followers (e.g., YouTube/X/Twitter → OF).
• If account managed by a spouse/partner, clarify communication expectations and direct contact preferences.

Final Notes

• The episode is conversational, often explicit, and covers both lighthearted tech/sex topics and more serious cultural observations (media influence, parenting).
• The hosts plan immediate follow-through on the OnlyFans voting idea and expressed interest in exploring the locker-room community as a business concept.